Fellas has a shorty you messed with ever leave you a voice message like this?

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Meh.. this was light. She didn’t say much of nothing.

I think that I’ve sent worse stuff in a text a few times before I matured and developed into the woman that I am today, I’m much more composed.

 

[DPresidential]

I've gotten something similar one time, long ago.


But, for some funny ass reason, her whole monologue reminded me of this

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Knew it was gonna be this when I read the title

 

[Quasi]

"you could have fukked anybody but you chose me. Clown."

That unexpected self-ether.

Get hexed for a lifetime and casually laugh it off, brehs

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

"you could have fukked anybody but you chose me. Clown."

That unexpected self-ether.

Get hexed for a lifetime and casually laugh it off, brehs

 

[James Gordon]

Breh used the monkey on the phone meme perfectly

 

[eifmp]

I'm #uglygang so I dunno this first hand. Therefore I gotta ask.

Woman on the voicemail said puccy is everywhere? Is that true? It is true for everyone but me? Cause I'm today years old when I found that out. Puccy don't be everywhere for my Ja Rule lookin ass.

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

Yes
I left because of my inherent divinity
May her demons be burnt up and pyrolized into fertile biochar by my Leonian Brilliance

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Meh.. this was light. She didn’t say much of nothing.

I think that I’ve sent worse stuff in a text a few times before I matured and developed into the woman that I am today, I’m much more composed.

I AM DEAD

 

[I Really Mean It]

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I AM DEAD

Shut the fuk up.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Breh used the monkey on the phone meme perfectly

Oh did he??

 

[Malik1time]

The sad part is a women can do all of that

 

[Mr.bocario]

In my nightmares nikkas keep pulling tecs on me, psychic said some bytch done put a hex on me

 

[KickPush]

Lmaooooo shorty was like you’ll forever be cursed.

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