Fellas, if a chic kicked you out the house with the aide of police...

[skeetsinternal]

...tossed yo shyt outside, bleached ya clothes and put them in trash bags, jacked your phone, ripped up ya birth certificate, burned ya passsport, called all ya phone contacts up and told them all kinda shyt about you, then she call yo job up and blacked out, then she came up the job and security had to escort her out the builidng.....then......2 weeks later she call you up asking for help with the kids and bills....Whats ya thought process?

Spoiler

Oh she also said "ya mama aint shyt"

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

Well, if we were married (which happens to be the only way I'd ever be placed in a sitch like that) then we probably wouldn't have been discussing much and she wouldn't have the kids.

Instead I'd file for divorce and use her little fit as an example of her unstable nature, explaining to the judge that she's not fit to be a mother.

So to answer your question I'd probably be calling her asking her where's my child support for this month.

 

[Vandelay]

This exact shyt is happening to my bul right now.

Damn near word for word.

Hes not married however. I told him more or less he needs to fight fire with fire right now.

 

[Ricky Church]

that bytch getting covered in gasoline after a clorox bleach injection.

 

[Soundbwoy]

hire some chiraq hittas

 

[Fellatio]

loll dead to me

 

[Turbulent]

that bytch is getting dismissed from my life. Any dude who goes back to that doesn't deserve to prosper. then again, odds are a bytch won't start acting crazy out of the blue. chances are you were a simp since the beginning or else she wouldn't feel comfortable being that unruly in your circle. Don't start weak with these chicks. How you start is how you finish.

 

[Scottie Simpen]

 

[Just like bruddas]

how the fukk would she even have my number?

 

[sanityovar8ted]

i would hope any man in his right mind would simply tell her she shoulda thought about that before she kicked him out, no longer his problem. and then get a restraining order to protect himself. call a few of ya girl cousins and tell them to handle that for you.

 

[aqualung]

He should get custody of his biological kids from this crazy woman.
Report the vandalism to the cops. A restraining order may help. He should try to explain things at work in order to avoid termination. Start applying to replace the passport and birth certificate. Do not wait until they are needed.

LOL at her blacking out

 

[deillestcreation]

My kids, filing for full custody like previously said. Hers the nerve to even call me

 

[skeetsinternal]

that bytch is getting dismissed from my life. Any dude who goes back to that doesn't deserve to prosper. then again, odds are a bytch won't start acting crazy out of the blue. chances are you were a simp since the beginning or else she wouldn't feel comfortable being that unruly in your circle. Don't start weak with these chicks. How you start is how you finish.

 

[skeetsinternal]

This exact shyt is happening to my bul right now.

Damn near word for word.

Hes not married however. I told him more or less he needs to fight fire with fire right now.

How ya nikka holding up? Good advice you gave. Tell him to stand firm

 

[skeetsinternal]

how the fukk would she even have my number?

Maybe he called to talk to kids...or he called using google voice