Fellas, if a chic kicked you out the house with the aide of police...

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i would hope any man in his right mind would simply tell her she shoulda thought about that before she kicked him out, no longer his problem. and then get a restraining order to protect himself. call a few of ya girl cousins and tell them to handle that for you.
I would advise against this. This is a hypothetical situtation but has real world content, but in a situation like this were the chic is unstable you dont want to give this bytch any grounds to stand on or ammunition for which to use against you.
 

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I would advise against this. This is a hypothetical situtation but has real world content, but in a situation like this were the chic is unstable you dont want to give this bytch any grounds to stand on or ammunition for which to use against you.
smh thats exactly why you do it, after one good ass whooping she'll stop that shyt, ive seen that shyt work in real life
 

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Crazy doesn't go away, so the next time you mess up, she will be pulling that stunt again. Cut her out of your life and keep it pushing... but you got to do it smooth because if you go too hard on her she will keep that grudge. More than likely, if she's flipping out like that, you probably got caught cheating... so there's really no future there. You got to end things on as cordial things as possible.
 

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smh thats exactly why you do it, after one good ass whooping she'll stop that shyt, ive seen that shyt work in real life
The goonettes came vaselined up faces, no earrings and with sweathoodies drawn tightly on their heads and whoop dat ass huh like
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Imma let yall in on one of my secrets of dealing w crazy bytches my fellow coli brehs.................................










To get rid of a crazy bytch you got to out-crazy her so she thinks your the nutbucket. Just be careful, and know the difference between wild and crazy. Wild is heat of the moment, crazy defies all logic. i've pretended to put voodoo spells, bought a old school auto-dialer to call thousands of times a day, gotten girls jumped by packs of musty dykes, drawn swords and pulled guns.

:banderas:Yall say no to crazy bytches Uncle Kingpin cant! Pretty women are almost always some type of crazy, especially light-skinned ones.
Plus crazy punani is the best punani:banderas:
 

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I would just slowly kiss her cheek and neck while sayin "baby calm down, this Yung Yogurt...Imma make everything right" Then I would change into something sexy like a silk robe and silk boxers and have my unit hanging out the dikkhole of the boxers. No female can resist this.
 
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