Fellas whats yall go to opening line?

[kingdizzy01]

i used to hit em with "the fukk are you doing out in broad daylight without your bag over your face?"

if she went off on me, then i ate that night. if she walked away all hurt, then she was a loser bum bytch

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I got a few

"Sup bae"

If there's a fukking terrible song on, "Yo, did you request this song? "

Sometimes I just fukk with them, *walks up to bar to girl standing there* "Yo girl order anything you want "
her: ok!

Bartender to lady: $36 dollars

Her: *looking at me sipping drink*

Me: Oh nah bae, I was just telling you that you can order whatever you want. They're very well stocked here. That's all *walks away*

And then there's the classic that I didn't come up with but I've heard works: "Did you know they're selling alcohol over there? "

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Very nice.

When out at a bar/club, I've started a good amount of convos by bobbing my head to a song, stopping, looking at a chick and going "Wait....wait...this song kiiinda sucks."

Anything that baits an "I know, right?" is more than likely going to get a convo started.

That's why I laugh at the whole PUA industry because they teach socially awkward dudes formulaic tricks when it's simply just about starting a convo, listening and being able to hold a convo (the part where squares struggle at the most)

 

[Rocket Scientist]

ayo sweet thang get over here

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

I got Certs on deck

Does that usually work

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

2014 and you weirdo's are still making them chloroform jokes

When chloroform stops working, chloroform jokes will too

 

[yo moms]

me: How you doin

her: fine and you

me: Im good

her

me: Im sorry, I just have to say your beautiful

her:thank you

me: no poblem................*silence* sorry I want to ask you something but im kind of shy

her: what do you want to ask ???

me: im really shy,..sorry I think ill just.....

her: c'mon tell me tell me

(now she anxious)

me: ok, well I wanted to ask if I could see you sometime, id love to get to know you

her: oh thats it? sure, heres my number

*few days later im rearranging her insides*
dont ask me how, but this works everytime. it may sound lame, but whatever gets me in them draws is good with me

this doesnt work if you are ugly and have a broken nose and swollen cheekbones from boxing.

 

[mortuus est]

Hello

 

[kingdarius]

Sometimes I just fukk with them, *walks up to bar to girl standing there* "Yo girl order anything you want "
her: ok!

Bartender to lady: $36 dollars

Her: *looking at me sipping drink*

Me: Oh nah bae, I was just telling you that you can order whatever you want. They're very well stocked here. That's all *walks away*

 

[Broad Street Bully]

I got a few

"Sup bae"

If there's a fukking terrible song on, "Yo, did you request this song? "

Sometimes I just fukk with them, *walks up to bar to girl standing there* "Yo girl order anything you want "
her: ok!

Bartender to lady: $36 dollars

Her: *looking at me sipping drink*

Me: Oh nah bae, I was just telling you that you can order whatever you want. They're very well stocked here. That's all *walks away*

And then there's the classic that I didn't come up with but I've heard works: "Did you know they're selling alcohol over there? "

you aint rightt breh lol

 

[Amulet of Immortality]

I got a few

"Sup bae"

If there's a fukking terrible song on, "Yo, did you request this song? "

Sometimes I just fukk with them, *walks up to bar to girl standing there* "Yo girl order anything you want "
her: ok!

Bartender to lady: $36 dollars

Her: *looking at me sipping drink*

Me: Oh nah bae, I was just telling you that you can order whatever you want. They're very well stocked here. That's all *walks away*

And then there's the classic that I didn't come up with but I've heard works: "Did you know they're selling alcohol over there? "

 

[Lavish]

this doesnt work if you are ugly and have a broken nose and swollen cheekbones from boxing.

breh as long as your a decent actor.. this will work.

she not gonna wanna hurt your feelings after u just told her your shy and called her beautiful.

Cuz now she thinkin it must of took a lot for you to approach her as opposed to her thinkin she's the 5th bytch you tried to holler at this week.

this only works on the proper chick's tho

try this on a hood rat and she gonna think your a cornball.

 

[Ricky Church]

I got a few

"Sup bae"

If there's a fukking terrible song on, "Yo, did you request this song? "

Sometimes I just fukk with them, *walks up to bar to girl standing there* "Yo girl order anything you want "
her: ok!

Bartender to lady: $36 dollars

Her: *looking at me sipping drink*

Me: Oh nah bae, I was just telling you that you can order whatever you want. They're very well stocked here. That's all *walks away*

And then there's the classic that I didn't come up with but I've heard works: "Did you know they're selling alcohol over there? "

trolling hoes in real life...dope.

 

[SubLyminalz]

I put my watch and cell in my pocket and go, "Excuse me, do you have the time ?"

She says the time and then I say some shyt like, "Damn. Time wants to move fast when you have a lot to do in a day "

They'll usually be like " OMG, I know right?" And then start talking. It works best if y'all are waiting in line or some shyt

bytches still talk to nikkas with no cell phones :dafug:

 

[Blankthawtz]