Fellas, you have to stop performing when women are around

Coco Loco

The Chocolate One with the Gold Cuffs
Supporter
Joined
Aug 10, 2012
Messages
17,312
Reputation
13,286
Daps
146,058
Reppin
202
Men will go from chilling and being their natural self to richard pryor when a chick shows up

The absolute worst ones are those that start trying to shyt on and belittle their "homeboys"

The funny thing is, some women peep it too and be like "nikka chill, you are doing the most":unimpressed:

The most insecure shyt ever


Honestly!!! Some women do the same thing and it annoys me. Start acting helpless, giggly/airhead-ish and flipping their hair. :comeon:



I always ask, why are you acting weird all of a sudden :sas1:
 

⠝⠕⠏⠑

Veteran
Joined
Feb 12, 2015
Messages
21,950
Reputation
26,505
Daps
116,802
Honestly!!! Some women do the same thing and it annoys me. Start acting helpless, giggly/airhead-ish and flipping their hair. :comeon:



I always ask, why are you acting weird all of a sudden :sas1:
Yeah it’s easy to give men hell for this but some chicks be mighty morphing into totally different creatures when new dikk come around too.

Chicks go from Smokahontas to Valley girl accent with a quickness!:what::mjtf:

I wonder if dudes see through this shyt sometimes when women do it…I think most do but still smash and just laugh afterwards.:pachaha:
 

Coco Loco

The Chocolate One with the Gold Cuffs
Supporter
Joined
Aug 10, 2012
Messages
17,312
Reputation
13,286
Daps
146,058
Reppin
202
Yeah it’s easy to give men hell for this but some chicks be mighty morphing into totally different creatures when new dikk come around too.

Chicks go from Smokahontas to Valley girl accent with a quickness!:what::mjtf:

I wonder if dudes see through this shyt sometimes when women do it…I think most do but still smash and just laugh afterwards.:pachaha:



Girrrrl! Be like when did Hillary Banks show up? :picard:



Yup, a lot of men can see through it but are trying to get some ass so they don't say anything. I love the ones who call it out without being rude about it. :lolbron:



Oh and OP they also try to throw jabs to make them look better to the guys too. I had to pull a chick to the side once and say don't get fukked up around your new friends, keep it cute or put it on mute.
 

Knowledge

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Apr 6, 2014
Messages
12,647
Reputation
4,325
Daps
74,542
Reppin
NULL
Yep, nikkas like this are annoying af. I remember one caught feelings when i deployed to al udeid. Now there aren't very many women to go around as it is, and the bad ones usually have a gang of dudes following them around everywhere they go. Well usually me and the fellas would go to the center area with an overhang called "the bra" to drink, play spades, and just hangout. Eventually some more people started hanging out with us and there was this Puerto Rican chick with the some of the new people. This one nikka who usually chill and in control of the speaker started doing the absolute most. I mean, he went from playing rap to all of a sudden being a reggaeton and spanish music expert, went from just talking regular to trying to clown everyone at the table, went from keeping his ass still to getting up trying to dance n shyt. Long story short she started talking to me on the low cause she got word that i box and she into mma n shyt like that. Eventually we started going to the gym together and shortly after that i was blowing her back out in my trailer.

Word gets out and the nikka that was being extra was salty af. This nikka start saying slick shyt like, "oh yall went grocery shopping together? Thats cute" and "man yall cant leave each other sight huh?". I just him him with, its better than hanging out with musty ass nikkas 24/7 and at least im getting buns this deployment :umad:.
 

DaPresident

Miami Hurricanes football fan...
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
18,249
Reputation
7,009
Daps
86,694
Reppin
Miami Hurricanes,Dallas Cowboys, St. John's, DMV
Ish is goofy, but some cats just HAVE to find a way to be seen.


Funny thing is, it usually never works. I admit, I was like that as a teen...showing out when I was around chicks. Tryna be "funny" but mostly being loud and annoying.
It was my pops that actually schooled me one day and told me to "chill" a lil bit after unintentionally witnessing me doing that...

Most of the time, women usually ignore the behavior or find it off-putting
 

Spiritual Stratocaster

Jesus is KING
Supporter
Joined
Aug 14, 2014
Messages
38,606
Reputation
7,355
Daps
149,707
Honestly!!! Some women do the same thing and it annoys me. Start acting helpless, giggly/airhead-ish and flipping their hair. :comeon:



I always ask, why are you acting weird all of a sudden :sas1:
Ain't nothing worse than when a white girl try to act hard and start saying nikka alot thinking she finna impress somebody.

I had to check this one chick...my homie was like "breh she was just showing off cause you around..."

Nah fukk that ..:mjpls:
 

⠝⠕⠏⠑

Veteran
Joined
Feb 12, 2015
Messages
21,950
Reputation
26,505
Daps
116,802
Girrrrl! Be like when did Hillary Banks show up? :picard:



Yup, a lot of men can see through it but are trying to get some ass so they don't say anything. I love the ones who call it out without being rude about it. :lolbron:



Oh and OP they also try to throw jabs to make them look better to the guys too. I had to pull a chick to the side once and say don't get fukked up around your new friends, keep it cute or put it on mute.
LMAO!!!!! I love it! :laff:
 
Top