Fellas, You Leaving The Toilet Seat Down?

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Women have this weird power struggle obsession with toilet seats.. my whole life I remember my mom screeching about the damn toilet seat. Every serious relationship I've ever had, they demand the toilet seat be left down. I'm convinced theres more to it. It has to be some sort of psychological struggle for power

When I go to my mom's house these days I leave it up on purpose and laugh at her when she freaks out. The toilet seat at my place STAYS up, and I dare you to touch it

So fellas, does your girl demand the same? Do you comply?

 

[mortuus est]

apparently women head to the toliet and sit on it without thinking so some fall in the toilet if the seat is left up, this is what i've been told

 

[Daio]

I always let the toilet seat down.

Learned from my momma who would yell at me about it as a kid.

So it is a none issue

 

[ben anderson]

I honestly don’t see how the fukk women” fall into the toilet” you don’t look before you sit wtf?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I always let the toilet seat down.

Learned from my momma who would yell at me about it as a kid.

So it is a none issue

You've literally been programmed to act a certain way by females your whole life. And you just roll over and accept it?!

Naw, break the cycle. Leave that bytch up

 

[Roid Jones]

I leave it up, she can put it down when she goes, it's not that serious to me

 

[ThisGuy]

apparently women head to the toliet and sit on it without thinking so some fall in the toilet if the seat is left up, this is what i've been told

I honestly don’t see how the fukk women” fall into the toilet” you don’t look before you sit wtf?

 

[XannyWarbucks]

LMAOOOOOOOO what's next, marry her too? FOHHHHHHHHH

 

[QuintessentialMan]

but the germs.....it aint scientific but........seal em in with the lid

 

[YamakaSmacker]

It's bad Feng shui to leave the lid up let alone the seat
You nikkas section 8 dwellings are full of bad chi

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I honestly don’t see how the fukk women” fall into the toilet” you don’t look before you sit wtf?

I ain't ever fell in while taking a shyt.

 

[Wildhundreds]

You've literally been programmed to act a certain way by females your whole life. And you just roll over and accept it?!

Naw, break the cycle. Leave that bytch up

His mom nikka?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

His mom nikka?

Not really, this behavior is exhibited almost universally by women. His mom was just programming him for future women.

 

[intruder]

Women been waging this battle for decades. fukk no. You're a big girl now. YOU need it down... YOU put it down.
As men, sometimes we need it up (piss) and sometimes we need it down (shytting). You never hear of a man falling into the toilet. WHy? Because we look, and depending on its current position and where we need it at the time we adjust accordingly.

LISTEN BREHS... this is where we draw the line, period. If we surrender this one we're done. We must take a stand for our sons and great grand sons and the generations of young lads who will walk this earth long after we're gone.

Now who's with me?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

LISTEN BREHS... this is where we draw the line, period. If we surrender this one we're done. We must take a stand for our sons and great grand sons and the generations of young lads who will walk this earth long after we're gone.

Now who's with me?

toilet seat up gang