fellaz...if u ever got slapped in the face by a female step in!!

[Turbulent]

When I was in high school this little chick used to call me her boyfriend, always walking with me holding me and shyt btw classes. I understand NOW she was dead serious at the time, but I swear on everything I thought she was just playing with me.
One day in class she confronted me about talking to this other chick at lunch. I'm thinking it's a joke and everybody was watching so I joined in: "that's why her p*ssy better then yours"
Mane she slapped the shyt out of me. I looked around and the whole class was looking. Even the teacher looked over me like "you gone let that slide my g?"
I yoked that bytch out the desk by her neck. Dragged her across the floor and was choking the fukk out her ass. NOBODY moved or said shyt. They just watched. The teacher started talking calmly to me, telling me to calm down. I came back to senses and let her go. I didn't get in trouble or nothing.

But after that happened, that bytch fell deeply in love with me. She even let me fukk after that. I was confused but we actually stayed together for a while

not gonna go into too much details but some similar shyt happened to me as well. me and this girl were joking around in front of some people and we were just clowning on eachother. i was kinda going hard at her, forgot what what i said but she got really pissed and kicked me in the lower abdomen aiming for the groin. i just went to her, grabbed her arm with one hand and grabbed her neck real hard with the other chocking her. got close to her ear and told her really softly to never do that shyt again and then i let her go. she had marks on her arm the next day but i didn't even realize i grabbed her that hard, just went on her.

anyway, the funny thing is that the next day she tried to come up to me talking about i hurt her trying to make me feel guilty. I just looked at her dead in the eyes and told her she could avoid all this by never touching me again and to not talk to me anymore. when she saw i wouldn't back down, she apologized to me for hitting me, i just said cool and left. after a few days, things cooled down and i swear that chick became my groupie. she was infatuated with me. Plus this other chick that was there for the original incident started feeling me real hard too.I swear these bytches are crazy...


EDIT: just realize this wasn't a slap so it doesn't fit with the theme, lol

 

[Mass]

i got slapped in high school once.

Felt bad about what i did afterwards tho.

I'd do it again if i had to tho.

its not something nikkas just go around doing and/or bragging about. Its simply not.

She slapped me ... i flipped out and threw her on a table and held her down with a choke hold. Then i let it go and left.

They use to say me and her were like a married couple we spent everyday together but always arguing and beefing.

 

[Mass]

When I was in high school this little chick used to call me her boyfriend, always walking with me holding me and shyt btw classes. I understand NOW she was dead serious at the time, but I swear on everything I thought she was just playing with me.
One day in class she confronted me about talking to this other chick at lunch. I'm thinking it's a joke and everybody was watching so I joined in: "that's why her p*ssy better then yours"
Mane she slapped the shyt out of me. I looked around and the whole class was looking. Even the teacher looked over me like "you gone let that slide my g?"
I yoked that bytch out the desk by her neck. Dragged her across the floor and was choking the fukk out her ass. NOBODY moved or said shyt. They just watched. The teacher started talking calmly to me, telling me to calm down. I came back to senses and let her go. I didn't get in trouble or nothing.

But after that happened, that bytch fell deeply in love with me. She even let me fukk after that. I was confused but we actually stayed together for a while

 

[sang_bleu]

not gonna go into too much details but some similar shyt happened to me as well. me and this girl were joking around in front of some people and we were just clowning on eachother. i was kinda going hard at her, forgot what what i said but she got really pissed and kicked me in the lower abdomen aiming for the groin. i just went to her, grabbed her arm with one hand and grabbed her neck real hard with the other chocking her. got close to her ear and told her really softly to never do that shyt again and then i let her go. she had marks on her arm the next day but i didn't even realize i grabbed her that hard, just went on her.

anyway, the funny thing is that the next day she tried to come up to me talking about i hurt her trying to make me feel guilty. I just looked at her dead in the eyes and told her she could avoid all this by never touching me again and to not talk to me anymore. when she saw i wouldn't back down, she apologized to me for hitting me, i just said cool and left. after a few days, things cooled down and i swear that chick became my groupie. she was infatuated with me. Plus this other chick that was there for the original incident started feeling me real hard too.I swear these bytches are crazy...


EDIT: just realize this wasn't a slap so it doesn't fit with the theme, lol

that is what i love about black women

 

[beanz]

i got punched by this girl in 8th grade. i completely forgot about that shyt, musta blocked it out. bytch was talking shyt to me in gym and i yelled mad loud "why u always on my dikk?!?!" and she got tight cause everybody heard and laughed. as we stood up from warmups she ran up on me and snuffed me . it didnt hurt or nothing but it was embarrassing. i had it in my head to beat the shyt out of her but her brothers were high school boys and were always outside the school fukking ppl up so i just took that L.

later i found out she was always on my dikk cause she had a crush on me. if i had known i woulda just smashed. she had some nice t*ts and ass for a 8th grader

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Fukkeryyyyyyy

 

[Blankthawtz]

You wild. Ain't no man or women putting their hands on me for no reason without me retaliating. She slapped you for no reason and you just ate that shyt like a bytch. Not cool.

i ate that cuz i understood my situation...

1) environment: me beatin the shyt out of a woman inside a popular strip club with multiple bouncers ready to beat a nikka ass

2) antagonist: like it or not i jumped on shorty turf

3) conclusion: whether i hit her back or not...ain't no wins in fightin a female(unless life threatening)...lose/lose situation....

 

[Luke Cage]

had an incident (only one)...

was in Sue's Rendezvous and tried to holla at this girl who was chillen with her besty (so i thought)....turns out it was her girlfriend...damn dyke reached over her girl and slapped fire out my ass...she got me good...

i told her it ain't even that serious and bounced...my boys clowned me on some "wtf happened son?"....shyt was embarassing but i just ate that one....can't front i really wanted to beat the shyt out of her....

for some reason that steven a smiley is even more funny now given the context.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Real talk I got slapped and spat on by my ex and had my shirt collar on my white tee stretched out. When the ambulance came I moved her body from being wrapped around the washing machine and laid her on the couch to revive her. I been thru some shyt with that brawd. The next time I got slapped was from this crazy bytch name Sherry I chronicled in this thread here found that crazy b!tch I choked out and tried to hook up downlow SOHH poster w/on POF

 

[Another Man]

My ex stole off on me once when I mentioned her weight gain in an arguement.

I jumped up and hurricanranad her through a coffee table. Then I rolled a blunt and played skyrim

 

[Maddmike]

not gonna go into too much details but some similar shyt happened to me as well. me and this girl were joking around in front of some people and we were just clowning on eachother. i was kinda going hard at her, forgot what what i said but she got really pissed and kicked me in the lower abdomen aiming for the groin. i just went to her, grabbed her arm with one hand and grabbed her neck real hard with the other chocking her. got close to her ear and told her really softly to never do that shyt again and then i let her go. she had marks on her arm the next day but i didn't even realize i grabbed her that hard, just went on her.

anyway, the funny thing is that the next day she tried to come up to me talking about i hurt her trying to make me feel guilty. I just looked at her dead in the eyes and told her she could avoid all this by never touching me again and to not talk to me anymore. when she saw i wouldn't back down, she apologized to me for hitting me, i just said cool and left. after a few days, things cooled down and i swear that chick became my groupie. she was infatuated with me. Plus this other chick that was there for the original incident started feeling me real hard too.I swear these bytches are crazy...


EDIT: just realize this wasn't a slap so it doesn't fit with the theme, lol

Yea man. Sometimes I just think women want a man that just won't take no shyt from anyone including her. I can't really blame them tho cuz what type of woman want to be with a bytch nikka that won't even protect her. I'm still confused by it tho

 

[4North1Side2]

My girlfriend loves slapping the shyt of me but I'm not really phased by it. I'm talking about one time she did it atleast 20 times in one day I slapped her a couple times during sex but she was ok with it since she was turned on by the thought of it when we watched a porno once. One day tho, she slapped the shyt out of me, my hand instantly went across her face. Chick was really mad and shocked at the same time saying some "I can't believe you did that! Your a fukking man, your much stronger, your not supposed to hit a woman, don't talk to me" and all that victim bullshyt.

Other than that, I let her slap me because it builds some crazy frustration inside the whole day and I unleash it on her in bed where she's screaming "I'm sorry daddy, I'm sorry daddy, ooooooh myyyyy goooooooood, you fukk me so good, i'm your bytch!"

 

[Ria_21]

My girlfriend loves slapping the shyt of me but I'm not really phased by it. I'm talking about one time she did it atleast 20 times in one day I slapped her a couple times during sex but she was ok with it since she was turned on by the thought of it when we watched a porno once. One day tho, she slapped the shyt out of me, my hand instantly went across her face. Chick was really mad and shocked at the same time saying some "I can't believe you did that! Your a fukking man, your much stronger, your not supposed to hit a woman, don't talk to me" and all that victim bullshyt.

Other than that, I let her slap me because it builds some crazy frustration inside the whole day and I unleash it on her in bed where she's screaming "I'm sorry daddy, I'm sorry daddy, ooooooh myyyyy goooooooood, you fukk me so good, i'm your bytch!"

LOOOL a mess smh

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

You never said I couldn't choke the shyt out of her

 

[King Poetic]