fellow men, I got a simple question for ya

[JAY?]

Do you wipe standing or sitting

 

[XII]

Who the fukk wipes sitting?

 

[JAY?]

Who the fukk wipes sitting?

The majority of the people I asked
Seemed like I was a weirdo for standing up to wipe
And apparently sitters didn't know standers exist and vice versa

 

[Pdiddy]

How do you wipe while sitting???????

 

[Neil Tyson]

I bought a Japanese style toilet a while ago. I haven't wiped my ass in several years since I got the bidet. Warm water shooting into your a$$hole.

 

[Remote]

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

I bought a Japanese style toilet a while ago. I haven't wiped my ass in several years since I got the bidet. Warm water shooting into your @sshole.

I used to think the bidet was some female tool but they had them in a hotel i was staying in barcelona....once you release the beast ..and you let that water do its work