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All this did was tell me that black men don't make money. We’ve got to do better, we need more black men earning more money. I didn't care about height or weight on mine, ended up a cat lady because I want a man earning my middle class income (not sic figures).
 

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Speak on it.
:francis: These women truly are delusional if they think a man is gon bust they ass building a kingdom just to hand it over to some 37 yo, out of shape, non traditional, GMO'd woman (h/t @Still Benefited for the terminology) they barely know. And the little they do know (sm footprint) is all bad.

:mjlol: I wouldnt do it either. I try to advise the women who actually ask but even they think they know better than the one actually living it, soooo... :yeshrug:


My own brother, already divorced, be lowkey falling for they lil sob stories and overtures. I hafta be the one like, ":stopitslime: That's a hoe. She ain't send it to you, she put it on ig. That's advertising. :coffee:"


Sorry, I had a lot to get off my chest. We was out driving around Brooklyn and :huhldup: at some of the shyt I seen. Rolls, back fat, half nekkid and it ain't even hot. :sadcam: The sheer level of sartorial disrespect, and it crossed socio-economic lines. I couldn't do it, more power to yall. :scust:
 

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"0.0083% " gang STAND UP
"You don't belong on this planet" gang STAND UP
:salute:




But on the real women are selling themselves short basing a mans worth on his height and income. According to this calculator i am the cream of the crop but I am in reality a fukking scum bag who will cheat on you:mjlol:

Made me think about my godbrother. He’s 6”2, lightskin, has 3 degrees and makes like $150,000 a year so he checks almost every box for these broads but unfortunately for them he’s gay. It’s hilarious af watching these girls step up to him thinking he’s about to be their Obama :dead: He’s looking for his Obama :dead: I told breh he would be cleaning up something serious if he wasn’t on the other side.
 

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:francis: These women truly are delusional if they think a man is gon bust they ass building a kingdom just to hand it over to some 37 yo, out of shape, non traditional, GMO'd woman (h/t @Still Benefited for the terminology) they barely know. And the little they do know (sm footprint) is all bad.

:mjlol: I wouldnt do it either. I try to advise the women who actually ask but even they think they know better than the one actually living it, soooo... :yeshrug:


My own brother, already divorced, be lowkey falling for they lil sob stories and overtures. I hafta be the one like, ":stopitslime: That's a hoe. She ain't send it to you, she put it on ig. That's advertising. :coffee:"


Sorry, I had a lot to get off my chest. We was out driving around Brooklyn and :huhldup: at some of the shyt I seen. Rolls, back fat, half nekkid and it ain't even hot. :sadcam: The sheer level of sartorial disrespect, and it crossed socio-economic lines. I couldn't do it, more power to yall. :scust:
We don't have much of a choice. It's why I opted out.
 
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