My ex used to use my shower head. I have the handheld shower head that you can turn the top for different types of jets and pressures. My bathroom is right next to my bedroom. She is "showering", I'm in my room, getting my Call of Duty on and I hear moaning coming from the bathroom. I'm like

.
So i go to the bathroom door, I hear more moaning, so I open the door like a ninja, step on the toilet and look over the shower door. This chick is standing up, with the shower head between her legs, hand on the wall, leaning over, gettin off. So I'm like

and

at the same damn time. I strip, step in the shower from the behind her, she like

. I'm like just keep that position and I slid right on in her. Let's just say the shower head wasn't the only thing squirting that day.
I need to call that bytch.
