blessed that I have a dango, dango between my legs.
I had an epiphany, I just realized that females have it tougher than us males in this world.
1. Cramps and Periods every month. Puberty for them is 10x tougher
can get a iud to stop getting periods but ill give em this one
2. If they are on birth control, they have to take the pill every day at the same damn time.
again can get a iud, or gasp where a condom if they engage in pre marital sex or gasp dont engage in pre marital sex, majority of men are lucky to even get laid
3. There is always the danger of being raped. (Just imagine us dudes, going outside with the fear we will be anally raped if we go to the wrong neighborhood at the wrong time)
lets see 1/4 males will be molested before the age of 18, except there is rarely any outlet for a male than there is a female. As a male you got to worry about being robbed, beat up or even killed going to the wrong neighborhood at the wrong time, males make up the majority of homicides as well as victims of assault.
4. They have to deal with men who just want the box and will ditch them when they get it. Hurt feelings when they think a guy likes them for them. Guys constantly treating them like a piece of meat.
women end 70% of relationships. 1. women love badboys, projects and a$$holes, most women will take back a cheater. THE MAJORITY OF MEN DONT even get the opportunity to use a girl just for the box. How about women constantly using men for money, to pay their bills, for rides, for clothing, for drinks in the club, for attention, for free dinners.5. Then they can't be whores like us dudes cause they will get a slut label.
women embrace the slut label nowadays, they express their sexuality, look at porno all them women embrace thier sexuality, same with escorts, instagram and twitter "models", women in the club going home with different dudes every night you think they give a damn if they are knwon as a slut?
6. They have pressure to look a certain way by the media. They need usually need to look good to be successful. I could lookat an interview and still get the job. But for a woman forget about it.
Exhibit A Ugly Betty
The actress who plays her is actually pretty sexy. So why the fukk didn’t they use some ugly chick straight off for the role? There you go, even an acting role for the part of an ugly girl is played by a hot chick. Says it all really.
, ugly women are doctors, lawyers, dentists because they actually have to work for their money and wont get a provider. All a chick has to do is look decent and she will get a nice admin assistant gig, a officer co oridinator. Again Ive never seen a ugly homeless women have you? you may look flabby and sick and get a job because you are QUALIFIED. A woman just has to look good no qualifications but nice boobs and the simp manager will hire her.7. If they have sex and a mistake happens. They have to give birth or kill the fetus in them. While us dudes can just leave.Just imagine having slimy creatures with oversized heads come slithering out of our dikks
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Dudes dont have a choice unlike women, if a chick gets knocked up and plans on keeping it thats 18 years of child support, if she wants to abort it and you want to keep it well your sol.
8. They don't have balls naturally to do things. men get all the top jobs and get paid more money because they are aggressive. this is no accident or a male conspiracy, this is all down to the fact they have no balls. They are naturally not supposed to be aggressive.
men get all the top jobs and pay more because gasp men dont get mat leave, men arent on flex hours to pick up little marie at daycare, men dont call in sick that time of the month, men arent afraid to be on teh front lines of war, men arent afraid to go down in mines, or 200 feet in the air for construction or lugging 50 pounds of garbage. Men dont have gaps in thier career when they are home looking after kids
Then if they are aggressive, they are not go getter but bytches.
9. Cancer. Not only are people concerned about cancer in general, but women have 1 extra areas of concern; breast cancer.
MOre men die from cancer than women. Men do get breast cancer google that price is right commentator. Men also get testicular cancer, prostate cancer, men also dont have a fda approved test for hpv which can lead to oral and anal cancer while women do.
10. They have to go to Gynecologist visits way earlier than us. They have to sit on cold hard steel being inserted and probed with metal objects. Us dudes don't have to worry about a doctor putting anything in our butts until we are damn near 50.
for what cervical cancer and pap smears? if your not sucking dikks and losing your virginity at a early age you dont need to go to the gynecologist.
again be a virtuous women and this doesnt affect you
11. A male rarely gets abused by their female S/O as compared to Female and male abuser situation.
you should read up about statistics, many men are abused by their female partners, its just that its embarrasing to come out and say number 1. Number 2. there is no outlet for males, there are no help lines, or men shelters out there for the abused.
12. they also have to deal with catty bytches. Imagine most dudes constantly hating on your hair, clothes, status– all of those trivial things that don’t matter.
most men have to deal with women and men hating on everything about them, their height, skin color, status, car they drive.
how many times do you hear, damn all she drives is a 02 pontiac? damn she just work nights stocking shelves?
13. When these females fight, they always pull hair. How frustrating it must be that you can't get a good chin shot in because your opponent is grabbing your hair.![]()
when males fight you may end up friggin dead, stabbed, shot or getting your head kicked in by a bunch of dudes
That bytch Evewhen she took that apple and ate it and then gave it to Adam to eat.
These are things I think about during a long train ride home from schoolI was looking at this cute lil girl talking to her mom on the train (no
, it wasn't like that) and I thought to myself, she has it tough in life.
salute to all the females
smh at this simp, her life is probably easier than yours.
THE ONLY THING ID SAY WOMEN HAVE IT TOUGH IN IS
1. fertility dries up
2. they age horribly, even the hottest women has a shelf life of like 15-20 years
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at an interview and still get the job. But for a woman forget about it.
Just imagine having slimy creatures with oversized heads come slithering out of our dikks
when she took that apple and ate it and then gave it to Adam to eat.
I was looking at this cute lil girl talking to her mom on the train (no
, it wasn't like that) and I thought to myself, she has it tough in life.
at this dude going through each bullet point with a rebuttal.
at that breast cancer shyt, How many males get breast cancer compared to woman. 


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what is wrong with them.
hol on bruh damn I drive a '02 Pontiac


on 10. I don't have a vagina breh. I'm not going to the Gyno ever.
