ultraflexed
Superstar
Females process of dating ...
1) give there number to 25 nikkas
2)use all 25 to help them go eat,help move furniture and/smoke there weed n drink his liquor
3) sleep wit 5 of em
4) narrow her fav 5 down to 1
5) try to get that one to leave all his hoes for her b/c she too "special" to be treated like a option
Above is how hoes work
Below is how women work
It’s actually waaaaaaaaaaaay more random than that.
1.) Hang out with friends while chilling with urself
2.) Do normal life shyt (work, cook, clean, sleep, chill)
3.) Meet dude in the veggie section of the grocery store (“ooh he’s cute)
4.) Roll eyes at exes and married dudes who try u.
5.) Delete the dating profile u made years ago and forgot about.
6.) Shudder when creepy boss hugs u a lil too long at work
7.) Roll eyes at corny white dudes spitting goofy game at u. “C-can I touch ur hair?”
8.) Juke move on dudes trying to use u or run game on you. Leave em on read.
9.) Keep talking to the cute dude from Whole Foods.
10.) Promptly delete his number when u get a cryptic angry text from a chick who threatens you for talking to her husband.
11.) Fukk that fine dude that u know ain’t worth a damn but he looks like he has good dikk.
12.) Be mad when good looks don’t always correlate to good sex.
13.) Belatedly realize the dude in ur department who brings u coffee all the time might be trying to get at u.(True story)
13.) BAM! Outta nowhere u got a boyfriend. Usually happens within about a year or two.Women do NOT have these legions of amazing dikk Rolodexes to choose from.
shyt be random as hell sometimes.
Be a cuckold, brehs.
