Feminist Upset over Kermit's upgrade

[Doobie Doo]

Feminists are angry that Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend is young and thin
Kermit has denied rumours that the woman he's been spotted out and about with is his new love - but that didn't stop people being outraged

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Denise and Kermit Photo: © 2015 American Broadcasting Companies


By Helena Horton

10:07AM BST 03 Sep 2015


Kermit the Frog has been spotted out and about with a new lady, Denise, after splitting with his ex-girlfriend Miss Piggy last month.

In typical fashion, people on Twitter had a lot to say about Kermit's new lady and, while he denies speculation they are romantically linked, the pictures appear to tell another story.

• Devastated, moi? Miss Piggy and Kermit announce break-up
• Kermit the Frog – alive and well?

Many have expressed dismay that Kermit the Frog ditched the feminist and fuller-figured Miss Piggy for a younger, skinnier model, who has not yet expressed opinions on the works of Germaine Greer or bell hooks.




Some think that it is a backward step for feminism







Others are angry that she is young and skinny


@Misslu7 seriously, it made me really mad, especially that they made her young and skinny. Its funny her names denise though

— Tabitha (@TabDeGeneres) September 2, 2015




People are taking the side of Miss Piggy






Is Kermit anti-feminist?


























Some worry about the message it sends out












There is an inevitable Woody Allen comparison







Was Kermit the Frog on Ashley Madison?






And there is one very disturbing assumption





Feminists are angry that Kermit the Frog's new girlfriend is young and thin

 

[Turk]

Is there anything some feminists aren't outraged over?

 

[Doobie Doo]

Is there anything some feminists aren't outraged over?

Losing weight

 

[MillionMills]

Us black people having bigger issues to worry about

 

[the cac mamba]

get mad about a fukkin puppet, brehs

 

[ALonelyDad]

People really get upset at everything these days, it's a fukking puppet frog. Get help

 

[Bless't]

Cacs... Sometimes man... Sometimes...



I have to be more self disciplined and not pay attention to stupid shyt like this.

C'mon Bless't... Be better. Do better.

 

[luckyse7enz]

Victim-blaming someone that wants to leave an abusive relationship?

These feminists are heartless and make me sick.

The lies...



The physical abuse in public....





Miss Piggy was a domestic-abusing low-life and feminists are pushing for him not to move on? Disgusting.

 

[ManxOfxThexYear]

Its a fukking puppet! You stupid fukking c*nts, jesus fukking christ

 

[Shadow King]

Do those same feminists get mad at Kris Jenner for being a media madame to her daughters and allowing/pushing them to achieve beauty standards on the doctor's table?

What about countless instances in TV and film where the 40 - year-old divorcee is fukking a man 15 years younger and looks like a Calvin Klein model unlike their ex husbands?

Oh, wait, that pushes the "women can do what we want cause we got titties" agenda

Feminists got far more important shyt to address than Kermit's new bae let that frog drink his tea

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Re-imagine the Muppets with Kermit beating the bacon off of Ms. Piggy instead of the other way around

 

[El Poyo Loco]

Is this from The Onion I'd feel better if it was

 

[Lootpack]

What has this world come to

 

[KinksandCoils]

Who cares? It's a flippin' Muppet.

 

[BlackAchilles]

Kermit the Frog HOFH

They need a show with him, , Ed O'Neill, and Mel Gibson