Fess up, which one of you is Chingy?

Julius Skrrvin

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http://m.noisey.vice.com/blog/chingys-instagram-account-is-the-resource-you-need-to-stay-woke

page daily.

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Wow. You heard it here first people: George W. Bush and Barack Obama are cousins. It seems like Chingy has even gone beyond mere IG posts to penning an article for The Huffington Post. Third Eyes’ve been woke. #Influence. It is weird how similar Barry and George look like each other. Kinda makes you think… about Benghazi. #WakeUpPeople.

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I literally busted an ear drum when I read this one. Please respect the Youniverse. It’s not pythagorus. It’s Khemit mathematics. Triangles = sex. If you put four triangles together you get a rhombus which resembles a woman’s sweet lady orifice. This brings it back to the ram head (you RAM your [dikk] HEAD into the p*ssy rhombus creating a cause (female, [LYING {women lie} down]) and effect (male, [SEMEN {SEE MEN-> SEE THE MEN-> SEE THE MENNONITES-> SEE THE MEN OF NIGHT-> BE AWARE OF THE PREDATORY GAY MEN LOOKING TO TURN YOU INTO A HOMOSEXUAL AGAINST YOUR WILL WITH THEIR EYE CONTACT KEEP ON RAMMING YOUR COILED SNAKE INNARDS INTO THAT p*ssy RHOMBUS}]). Galactic truths and insight are all right here on Chingy’s Instagram page. His Instagram profile transports us to a magical place/higher plane we didn’t know existed like Professor Digory Kirke’s wardrobe. #KhemitMathemafamatics #WakeUpPeople.


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Have sex with a trans woman, end your career and become a smart dumb moron brehs
 

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right thurr is a place where everybody is woke

i just hope he doesnt self mutilate like houston or christbearer
 
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