Fight to the death

[Jesus Is Lord]

I'd fight a tiger, it's well know that tigers are afraid of pocket knives. TS think he slick!

I know because I watch Nature alllll day in between working, eating, sleeping, working out, training people and watching sports. So I know the deal.

 

[semtex]

ani't no real nikkas that can swim well enough to fukk with a shark so i'lll take the tiger at least i can throw feints and bob and weave

 

[OneManGang]

I'm thinking I would go with the tiger.......I'm going to go ahead and concede the fact that both will probably injure me, but at least with a sharp knife I have a chance to inflict some significant damage on the tiger. I'm going to definitely go for poking an eye or two out on either one. I'm going to give him my arm to take the initial bite if I don't find another way to keep him off of me. This way I will have the free hand with the knife to gouge at least one of his eyes, and if he doesn't let go I'm going to give him a severe cut starting from the edge of his mouth to as far up his head as I possibly can. I'm thinking a few of these will most likely make him let go of my (broken?) arm and he will be basically blind. At this point escape is possible. Since I'm on land already my chances are better of getting to a hospital quicker. I'm not a great swimmer, but I can wade my way through water, and that's not comfortable enough for me to have to deal with a blood seeking shark with more teeth than a tiger. There may be more sharks near me too. Standing my ground against the tiger is my best option. I would think a predator would be put off by a human fighting back anyway, and it would turn into a "hey this dude is fighting back" thought process......then if you get a few cuts on him, he'll be more likely to back off.

*looks at bolded* Try severed. And OP said a pocket knife...not a Bushmaster tactical knife. The tiger canines will be more damaging than your knife. That shyt wont even break skin breh

Once a tiger grabs you, its a wrap. Your arm getting shook off and swallowed, and you bleed out with shyt in your pants.

 

[Sad Bunny]

With Brazilian ju jitsu, I'm sure I could murder both

@mr somebody

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

With Brazilian ju jitsu, I'm sure I could murder both

@mr somebody

Homo, but you post like you have light brown eyes

Is it true?

 

[Chrishaune]

*looks at bolded* Try severed. And OP said a pocket knife...not a Bushmaster tactical knife. The tiger canines will be more damaging than your knife. That shyt wont even break skin breh

Once a tiger grabs you, its a wrap. Your arm getting shook off and swallowed, and you bleed out with shyt in your pants.

No way I'll be anywhere near where a Tiger is roaming without one of these.......

plus a suitable gun anyway.

 

[SirShaktus]

Either choice sucks, though.

Even if you take away a tiger's most lethal weapons (claws and teeth) they're still strong and large enough to literally knock a man's head off his shoulders with a swipe of it's catcher's mitt they call a paw or break a man's neck by stepping on it.

and with that tiger shark...
I also heard that a shark's skin (scales... do they have scales?) is like sandpaper and can shred a human's skin like... well sandpaper.
You tryna grab his fin to stop him from swimming and he'll be like "I got something fo yo ass " and leave ya arms bloody... and then comes the feeding frenzy.

I'd rather face the tiger, fam.
I'd have an equal shot against either (a snowball's chance), but I might get that lucky shot and nick old stripey's artery.

If not, I'll at least have a quick death while he on my body, nh.

 

[DrX]

i think i would just run and get eaten.....shyt insects freeze me up

 

[Still Benefited]

I cant swim so I don't have options....I would just lie on my back and id block the tigers mouth with my arm and let him have that....from there I got the knife in his throat 10 thrust per second like he owe me a pack of cigarettes....I like my chances

 

[LokoJdot]

I'll never be able to understand how someone can't swim.... You literally float and jus move your arms... Shiiiiieett the struggle is real brehhhs... 3/4 year olds can do it.... Nothing more relaxing then hoppin in the pool on a hot ass summer day.