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holy fukk i havent laughed this hard in a while. this entire thread is hilarious
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Why you worried about what come out another man's mouth? Pause. And you ain't got no text in here or nothing, just a smiley of another man. We don't do that in Harlem.
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This is the best one.
 

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In 50 posts per page and I couldn't make it until the end of page 2. I keep cracking up.

When dude came with that "Dame was born with hair.. he just put it out in the street" line I bussed up in the office. I'm done with this thread for now b. It's too much.
 

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Interviewer: Dame so talk to me about the falling out between you and Uncle Sam ?

Dame: * That's something Samuel can come talk to me about personally since we men, just know we didn't make/owe enough money together for us to not be speaking*

Interviewer : Sources say it was a 2.8 million dollar tax lien
Dame:
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* Diverts attention from self* Speaking of 2.8 that's what I give your outfit out of 10. Why every time I see you, you wearing them goofy ass shoes look like they made out of banana peels, You need to change up your style and stop being stuck in your look , you your own brand. I changed mine from Dame that was with Kanye and Jigga to the Dame that's with Murda Mook and OG Daniel.

Interviewer: So that was a conscious choice like not paying the government ?


Dame: *Attacks interviewer* You either really stupid or really smart. I'd like to believe you a smart man , as I said before Samson can speak to me personally if their is any issues. How does it feel to know you working for another man. If you was your own boss you wouldn't be on this radio station but you'd create your own FCC but then again you not from Harlem
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Interviewer: Most people in America have bosses Dam......

Dame: Nah you got a man you call Daddy *PAUSE* that your momma don't know about signing your checks and ok'ing your vacation request, while you work a 9-5 managing your money responsibly and accurately, so you can retire in 30 years. Putting extra money into a savings account and 401k's

Interviewer: Are you saying you don't even support financial institutions ?

Dame: I don't believe in banks like how I don't believe in the words extra, borrowing or saving , whatever money I make I'm a flip it. I taught my son that too, if he ever wake up one day and somebody can say they're his boss he need to take a pilgrimage back to Harlem and get his mind right , that mentality is why he own's two Kiosk at the Mall. Plus how can a grown man be a teller, your job is to talk about what's in another man's pockets*
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This is what bosses do. Chatty Pattys might think that @Kaypain cut us a check but get your facts straight. We have a formula based on performance, the Coli calculated, and we got daps/reps for it. That's it. Ain't no more steps to it because I do it. Pause. :damedummy2:
 
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