Find me a lamer athlete than BOB HAMELIN ever

[RedBull]

Say his name and then look at his neck, then his hair. Now say his name again. Always laughed when he entered the game. I know

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I raise y'all a Kent Tekulve:

 

[feelosofer]

Crazy he managed to even get 67 career home runs he was basically blind. Jersey crehs, man.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I raise y'all a Kent Tekulve:

Hell nah

That dude is like a swagged out and drugged up pitching craig counsell

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Hell nah

That dude is like a swagged out and drugged up pitching craig counsell

Okay, some other contenders:


Ken Phelps looks normal in any picture where he doesn't throw in that goofy-ass smile:

Tom Henke

I feel sorry for Don Mossi, breh looks like he'd legit be slowed down by the air resistance. But he made the big leagues and how many people can say that?

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

I raise y'all a Kent Tekulve:

I can smell the More Menthols just by staring at the pictures

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Okay, some other contenders:


Ken Phelps looks normal in any picture where he doesn't throw in that goofy-ass smile:

Tom Henke

I feel sorry for Don Mossi, breh looks like he'd legit be slowed down by the air resistance. But he made the big leagues and how many people can say that?

You got a winner with Phelps

Henke was a good pitcher IIRC

I actually used to quasi collect that yellow brand of card shown in the mossi pic. Is that a 1958 Topps?

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Tom Henke

THIS was the MF I was trying to remember earlier and couldn't. He look like he taught Chemistry in the next classroom over from Walter White. Matter of fact, Carney Lansford looks like Walter White before the cancer took over

For the sake of diversity, who knew Terry Pendleton was down w/ old cheese eyes

Harold Baines looks like Sly Stone when he was trying to kick his drug habit in the 80s

Another goofy whose baseball card came in every other pack I bought/stole in the early 90s. I'll never forgive him for '91. NEVER!!!

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

The fat toad

Rip

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Tom fukking Henke I knew I forgot one.

 

[GOATpernick]

Tim Duncan with the 30 year old playing a generic high school student in Dawson Creek fit.

Spoiler

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Who covered up their lame-ness with a beard better?

 

[Heelmatic]

I've never seen a more terrifying human. Wonder how many people woke up to this guy standing over them holding a scalpel?

 

[keond]

Paul Mokeski was 21 in this card

 

[MoneyTron]

I raise y'all a Kent Tekulve:

McLovin never dies. He is recreated every generation.