*mixes with kool-aid powder*
I used to love fukking chicks that are squirters. But hs!t gets messy.
One of my jumpoffs, this white mexican chick, is a squirter. The sex is awesome but i refuse to fukk her at my place anymore. Sh!t gets messy and I have to replace my damn sheets and blankets every time she comes over.

From now on I only fukk her at her place. She'll text me like
"can i come over?" and i immediately respond with
"NO. Your place or no dikk for you"