First Time U Ate p*ssy ? *2016 Edition*

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

Ex Girl was takin her sweatpants off nd I tackled her ass to the Couch nd started eatin her out

Shawty went from toin 30 secs nd she Came

I was until dis bytch squirt me in the eyes and peed all over the floor.

She had the nerve to tell me that she had to go but I "held her down".


She died in a car crash 3 yrs Later.




TL;DR:

 

[Address_Unknown]

It was weird to look at (shyt looked like somebody boiled roast beef and then coated it in mucus)
It smelt odd ( shyt smelt like ketchup smeared on a fish that was left inside a hubcap in a poorly ventilated garage for the summer)
It tasted odd ( Like somebody left rusty pennies in a tepid glass of milk )

...but the response I got was enough to make me keep with the shyts since I figured it was just an acquired taste similar to the first time you taste beer. I mean, anybody that tells you that they like beer the first sip they got is a gottdamned liar or got problems. Girl in question was a school mate of mine who I started to flirt with after I grew a pair and got confidence, did the shyts on a whim over summer vacation and we just spent the entire month of July just giving each other oral and working on techniques. Bless her heart.

 

[the cac mamba]

Ex Girl was takin her sweatpants off nd I tackled her ass to the Couch nd started eatin her out

Shawty went from toin 30 secs nd she Came

I was until dis bytch squirt me in the eyes and peed all over the floor.

She had the nerve to tell me that she had to go but I "held her down".


She died in a car crash 3 yrs Later.

not the turn i was expecting

 

[Tony D'Amato]

RIP