I'm not outta shape but, I talk shyt because I don't like people who can't have a conversation without mentioning gluten or the gym or a cheat day.
Be like "Hey whats up my nikka"
Workout nikka: "Ahh nothing man just sprinting back home from the vitamin store bout to hit GNC then the gym then drink this Gluten-Free post workout shake and shyt. Gains my nikka GAINS!!!"
Me: "Ohh ok cool my man, Ima grab a burger cus I'm hella hongry I'll holla at you later"
Workout nikka: Man I ain't had a burger in hella years, that shyt fukks up my GAINS and my girl would kill me. Check out these abs my nikka
Me: