I'm not outta shape but, I talk shyt because I don't like people who can't have a conversation without mentioning gluten or the gym or a cheat day.
Be like "Hey whats up my nikka"
Workout nikka: "Ahh nothing man just sprinting back home from the vitamin store bout to hit GNC then the gym then drink this Gluten-Free post workout shake and shyt. Gains my nikka GAINS!!!"
Me: "Ohh ok cool my man, Ima grab a burger cus I'm hella hongry I'll holla at you later"
Workout nikka: Man I ain't had a burger in hella years, that shyt fukks up my GAINS and my girl would kill me. Check out these abs my nikka
Me:![]()
This is funny, but its basically the opposite reaction of what I get.
Co-worker: "You look like you hit up the gym"
Me: "Yeah when I have time
"Co-worker: "What gym do you go to? What do you do? how many times do you workout?
"Me: "I go to-"
Co-worker: "Yeah I hear you, man I know I dont look it but I used to be in AMAZING shape back in the day
"Me: "Cool
"Co-worker: "Yeah I was benching like 300, and I was only 180lbs, I was one of the best lifters. Now i've gained weight cuz of my injury
"Me: "That sucks breh
"Co-worker: "Yeah I should get back into it, can you make me a workout plan?
"Me: "That could take some time... I would need to know what you're aiming for
"Co-worker: "Man i'm just trying to back to my playing weight. You know what, i'll come with you tomorrow, I'll bring my clothes to work
"Me: "Aight
"And after all that shyt, I'll see them drinking a doctor pepper and eating donuts in the break room like

Making the whole conversation pointless.

