Fit fam: Why do unfit people hate so much?

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I'm not outta shape but, I talk shyt because I don't like people who can't have a conversation without mentioning gluten or the gym or a cheat day.

Be like "Hey whats up my nikka" :mjgrin:

Workout nikka: "Ahh nothing man just sprinting back home from the vitamin store bout to hit GNC then the gym then drink this Gluten-Free post workout shake and shyt. Gains my nikka GAINS!!!" :krs:


Me: "Ohh ok cool my man, Ima grab a burger cus I'm hella hongry I'll holla at you later" :beli:

Workout nikka: Man I ain't had a burger in hella years, that shyt fukks up my GAINS and my girl would kill me. Check out these abs my nikka


Me:
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This is funny, but its basically the opposite reaction of what I get.

Co-worker: "You look like you hit up the gym"

Me: "Yeah when I have time:dame:"

Co-worker: "What gym do you go to? What do you do? how many times do you workout?:ohhh:"

Me: "I go to-"
Co-worker: "Yeah I hear you, man I know I dont look it but I used to be in AMAZING shape back in the day:banderas:"

Me: "Cool:ehh:"

Co-worker: "Yeah I was benching like 300, and I was only 180lbs, I was one of the best lifters. Now i've gained weight cuz of my injury:mjcry:"

Me: "That sucks breh:francis:"

Co-worker: "Yeah I should get back into it, can you make me a workout plan?:feedme:"

Me: "That could take some time... I would need to know what you're aiming for :skip:"

Co-worker: "Man i'm just trying to back to my playing weight. You know what, i'll come with you tomorrow, I'll bring my clothes to work :krs:"

Me: "Aight :skip:"





And after all that shyt, I'll see them drinking a doctor pepper and eating donuts in the break room like :mjgrin:


Making the whole conversation pointless.
 

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I'm overweight, I used to be more overweight, but I work on it, I got nothing against fit people, I respect the hell out them and their discipline, but in fairness some 'in shape' people do let their heads get a little too big.
 

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Do you not feel your man is worth you looking your best for :patrice:


Yes I do tho I got big tall ass man so he aint complaining. Im still good cause I do abou 2 hrs of stroller walking/dy but not as fit. I ran 2 miles today and felt it. Before pregnancy I ran 6 easy.
 

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This is funny, but its basically the opposite reaction of what I get.

Co-worker: "You look like you hit up the gym"

Me: "Yeah when I have time:dame:"

Co-worker: "What gym do you go to? What do you do? how many times do you workout?:ohhh:"

Me: "I go to-"
Co-worker: "Yeah I hear you, man I know I dont look it but I used to be in AMAZING shape back in the day:banderas:"

Me: "Cool:ehh:"

Co-worker: "Yeah I was benching like 300, and I was only 180lbs, I was one of the best lifters. Now i've gained weight cuz of my injury:mjcry:"

Me: "That sucks breh:francis:"

Co-worker: "Yeah I should get back into it, can you make me a workout plan?:feedme:"

Me: "That could take some time... I would need to know what you're aiming for :skip:"

Co-worker: "Man i'm just trying to back to my playing weight. You know what, i'll come with you tomorrow, I'll bring my clothes to work :krs:"

Me: "Aight :skip:"





And after all that shyt, I'll see them drinking a doctor pepper and eating donuts in the break room like :mjgrin:


Making the whole conversation pointless.


the ending with the Jordan face murdered me :dead:
 
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