Flabby neighbor leaving for basic training, abandons wife & kid.

[Orbital-Fetus]

Ass phat?

 

[levitate]

Ramanal: raw missionary anal.

 

[silk scarfs]

@silk scarfs

lmfaoooooo yoo i aint even see this. my thread seem like a spin off to this. i hope this aint my wife

 

[jdubnyce]

lmfaoooooo yoo i aint even see this. my thread seem like a spin off to this. i hope this aint my wife

other way around breh @Orbital-Fetus merciless here

 

[Monoblock]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

back from my jog.

 

[Krisrunner2049]

He was found to be a lame posing as DuckTales mcgee

His fanboys obviously don’t keep up with himnikka been a fraud

 

[King Ming]

he aint gonna make it brehs. i don't really talk to him like that but he seems cool.
i be chopping up with his wife more that anything to be honest. not on some creepy
shyt, she just happens to be out walking with her kid when i jog. at first the kid would
wave to me and i would wave back. then she started waving to me. before you know
it we are walking together, kids holding my hand and she's telling me that her man
is gonna leave for boot camp.

i'm no mr universe but i honestly don't know how this man finds the power to get out of bed.
sometimes i see him stammering to his car and wonder if he's gonna make it. when he gets
home from work he appears even worse...deflated and defeated.

so we walking and i got her kid on my shoulders running around and she's just staring at us.
after a half hour or so of goofing i put shorty down and she asks me if i'm ok because her husband
could never do what i just did. i told her i had to finish my run and bounced.

shyt is crazy.

Seems you have replaced that fat dude as the kids father... Get married Brehs!

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

His fanboys obviously don’t keep up with himnikka been a fraud

i remember him posting a spreadsheet of hoes he said he raw dogged.
the recklessness within his were too much to swallow.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Lmao original poster gonna have nightmares all throughout basic

waking up in cold sweats dreaming about me running around drunk with his seed on my shoulders, falling down and giving no fukks.

i get up to jog away as his seed blesses me

Spoiler

i really need to find work as a writer.