Flip out over getting a McChicken breh

[BlackAchilles]

A picky eater was jailed Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife, according to a police report.

Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, admitted to police that he threw the sandwich at his wife "because he doesn't like them." Hill was arrested for simple domestic assault and taken to the Polk County Jail.

Des Moines police met with Hill at the couple's home in the 1400 block of 13th Street. Hill told police it was actually his wife who assaulted him.

Hill said his wife woke him up around 1 p.m. with a McChicken in hand. He admitted to police that he became upset and threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

The woman went to the bathroom to clean herself up but Hill followed her and began recording her using his cellphone, which he later shared with police. In the video, police saw the woman knock the phone out of his hands.

Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. According to the woman, Hill had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.

Police noted that the woman's nose was swollen and believed Hill was trying to entice the woman into knocking the phone out of his hands to make her appear aggressive, the report stated. Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

Hill remains in custody at the Polk County Jail.

That mugshot tho

 

[Boogie]

She could have woke his ass up with a knife to his dikk asking "Who this bytch is?"

Ungrateful nikkas I tell you

 

[2stainz]

using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon

Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

they legit consider a McChicken a weapon or nah? eat weapons-grade Chicken brehs

 

[Mwrex]

Is this real life

 

[DreadBrown]

I feel that brother's pain


If she's your wife how the hell she don't know you don't like McChickens. On top of that she woke him up out his sleep with the shyt.

This is the 'I can't believe the bytch did this shyt' face

He shouldn't have smashed the sandwich on her nose though that's where he fukked up

 

[8====D]

:myribs: dont clarify your order then beat your wife brehs

 

[charmander]

shyt I don't even eat mcdonalds but I could mash a few mcchickens right now

that shiesty bytch did it on purpose tho, prolly tryna be cute waking her man up with some bullshyt he don't even like

get married brehs @Emperor_ReinScarf

 

[Sterling Archer]

nikka got the face.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

He look like an ole "The Weekend' demonic ass

 

[At30wecashout]

Some old bullshyt, free da gai. McChicken hasn't been a weapon since the went to all-white meat from the old pink and grey meat it originally was.
I miss that pink and grey with the occasional cartilage

 

[b. woods]

Ol DeBarge understudy lookin ass dude

 

[nefarious]

Never would have happened with a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

 

[BedRoomI'z]

Never would have happened with a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

Or Burger King

 

[labrokejames]

 

[Ohene]

Never would have happened with a Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

yup. nor BK's Chicken Sandwich. Put my dad on the Wendys joints this Sunday and had two BK joints for lunch today