The Midnight Marauder
All Star
Ayo true story, a few years ago Flip Saunders came into the club I used to bounce at (he was in town for some PGA shyt). Dude got SLOPPY drunk and was hollering at everything with a vagina. Dude was stumbling around and slurring like crazy, yelling at bytches and shyt. He was hollering at chicks that had their dudes standing right next to em. Dude didn't give a fukk. My boss (a chick that doesn't watch sports and didn't know who he was) told me to kick him out, but one of the bartenders was like "NO!!!! He coaches the Pistons!! He's got big money!!!" So I had to spend the entire night babysitting this clown to make sure he didn't get completely outta control. So Flip Saunders can seriously eat a dikk when it comes to trying to talk down on Shabazz Muhammad, cuz Flip is a grown ass man and still turns up.