General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Each story ramped up the fukkery. 1st was a report of a shooting at a baby shower. At that one my moms was looking crazy.
. Then the next story was about a naked man running down the highway. The cops pull up and he runs thorough the woods. Naked. . Gets clean away.
Then they went right into a story about brawl at a day care. Two whole families pulled up and squared off in the front yard of a fukking daycare. 
Then right before they broke to commercial they teased a breaking story of a two young brehs who robbed a Applebees. They were making their getaway and hit minivan and that shyt flipped over killing a whole damn fam. The whole time my mom and dad were sitting there like 
It was a random Wednesday in Feb. I told them welcome to Florida.
Its the Sunshine and fukkery State.