Florida Man Killed by Giant Flightless Bird

[jwonder]

florida man...florida bird...when does this shyt end

that pic tho

People stay on Flawrida's nuts I swear. smdh. It's not a Florida bird. It's from Australia. Don't know the story. But I suspect that it was an idiot that liked having exotic pets. Something that happens everywhere.

 

[FLATOP]

Dude got added to the Cassowary wikipedia page

Immortalized for getting murked

 

[BXKingPin82]

Picture ain’t really do it justice

this shyt look like one of them ol angry for no reason ass animals.
i'll pistol whip the shyt out that muthafukka.
you couldnt be like all the other birds just chillin and shyt could you?

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I want 2 cassoraway wings fried hard

How out of shape do you have to be to get snuffed by a fukking bird

one of those birds tore a 6 inch gash in a car door with its claw...

Cassowarys ain't no joke anybody play far cry 3?



Don't forget birds use to be Dinosaurs brehs

I thought they just overpowered them in the game... had no idea

 

[The God Poster]

Almost every chick I've gone to the zoo with is scared of those big ass birds.

"Don't chase it Liggins! Staaaaaap Staaaaaaaap! OMG it's gonna come over here! "



Be scared of big bird brehettes.

Come keep this same energy bruh

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Female cassowary claw.

Imagine this ripping into you with the force of a kick behind it smh

 

[Artenche]

It's 2019 and cacs are STILL fukking around with animals that ain't meant to be domesticated.

 

[Guvnor]

Florida Man caught the most L's in the world.

 

[NZA]

florida man...florida bird...when does this shyt end

it wont end till we see a florida dog high on bath salts and resisting arrest

 

[TrebleMan]

Bird looks like it could have been on a Mortal Kombat character select screen

 

[Grifter]

up to 6'6, lives for 40-50 years

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Australian animals...fucc with us..

 

[Lord_nikon]

Australian animals...fucc with us..

hell naw

 

[Youngdev]

Can’t stand birds. They loud as fukk.

Cpl of them bytch ass nikkas harmonizing outside my window every morning like 3am. Swear they was singing the crossroads. They gonna kill me somehow

 

[Xyrax]

How out of shape do you have to be to get snuffed by a fukking bird

Thats my first thought too... Them claws looking full on Raptor tier... but Im not getting bodied by a fukking bird, not NEVER I dont give a fukk. Got me fukked up