Fml I got fukking baited by that money making scheme shyt [Edit] Saved the night

[eufemism]

A chick from work I'm feeling asks me out to some seminar



So I'm thinking I got a chance until yesterday when she tells me a friend of ours might come too






I want to tell her I can't go but I already paid for the ticket




I still come along thinking at least I'd learn something at this seminar





I get here. It's that pyramid scheme shyt





People cheering, waving flags like it's a fukking cult





Lemme hold this L real quick




EDIT: We ended up leaving early. We leave to a bar


Leave the bar to grab a bite to eat. My game on point making her laugh.



We dip to head to a club. I got some Corona's in my system and so does she


End up making out heavy, dancing, and grinding



We eventually leave. I suggest walking around the city and we end up in an empty skywalk




We start making out again. She damn near came from grinding on my dikk and from me rubbing her p*ssy. shyt was sexy as fukk hearing her breaths get faster as she was about to cum




Said she had to think about fukking since she's my boss




I think I got a future FWB on deck brehs

 

[MoroccanBoy]

You the type to lay down over a puddle and let the girl walk on you rather than the puddle

 

[charmander]

 

[eufemism]

fukk they're talking about reaching the next membership level next month

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Lol I remember when I was 17 I was out walking and some cute Latina chick approached me like “Hey, what’s your name?”

I introduce myself I’m like damn every dog has his day. Getting approached by a bad chick in the middle of the day

She’s asking about me, what I like to do, etc. etc. then she starts telling me about an opportunity to make money “...kay, yeah that’s cool”


The next day I go to this place she’s there and it’s some pyramid scheme shyt and ppl all excited about a new oppprtunity to get rich, financial independence, etc.

This chick had 10 ppl working under her. Should’ve known it was a catch.

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

 

[dontspeakmuch]

I got a good nose for cultish bullshyt

 

[Matt504]

 

[Freedman]

My home boy was tryna get me to sign up for a pyramid scheme like last weekend. nikka talked for 3 hours and through like 10 blunts about how I could make money I just had to pay 150 to sign up under him and then I had to sign up 2 people

 

[GreenGhxst]

Yeah I hate those, even if someone offered its an insult to my intelligence.

No bih I'm good.

 

[Take It In Blood]

Those folks prey on poor black people with no hope by appealing to their hope and aspirations

 

[Swirv]

Every year a new one pops up

 

[Rawtid]

I got people doing it all over Facebook now. Basically you pay $100 and if you get 8 people under you, you get $800. Meanwhile they are out $100 each. Sounds dumb.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Guilt her into giving u some p*ssy for insulting your intelligence





And oh obligatory