FML, I opened the email too late. . .

[Bart simpson]

Here it is!

 

[King Khufu]

This had me and my friends cracking up.
Awww man I really needed that laugh, thanks.

 

[hashmander]

you're food out there huh.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Nah, it said We Have Selected A Winner, it was suppose to be me.
But I failed to respond to the email.

Bro you didnt win. They say that shyt so you can click to "get your prize" and continue taking you to a bunch of ads and shyt until you say fukk it and exit out.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Nah, it said We Have Selected A Winner, it was suppose to be me.
But I failed to respond to the email.

Bruh....


This is why... nevermind. Malware is the only thing you was going to collect by clicking that email but continue being gullible

 

[10bandz]

is this nikka serious

 

[Human Torch]

Cmon breh

I’m fukkin hollerin

 

[Goodbye World]

this gotta be a troll

 

[King Khufu]

I'll find a way!

 

[jackswstd]

That’s some spam breh, you weren’t winning a gotdamn thing.

 

[GreenGhxst]

They also told me I could have threesomes with college hotties less than a mile away

 

[King Khufu]

They also told me I could have threesomes with college hotties less than a mile away

*clicks ad*
Leads to christianmingle.com

 

[NoMorePie]

Man you aren't the only one that missed a chance of winning something.


I swear I won a car from McDonalds monopoly shyt many years ago and didn't even realize it, but threw all the paper evidence away since I thought it was junk. I was told that once you collect all the right pieces, you won

 

[Blackrogue]

 

[ORDER_66]

You wasn't gonna win shyt...