food network appreciation/unappreciation

bangbreh

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somewhere between a pair of D cup tiddies
same w/them travel channel joints :wtb:

they can talk however they want when they wanna give instructions, i get it your supposed to be excited :manny:

but paula deen :whoo: :ufdup:
quit kissin ya sons on the lips. huggin w/ya folks, singin songs makin white people look softer than the spongecake ya featuring. shyt is :scusthov:

anything w/guy :shaq2: fn's attempt at being "hip"
your spiked hair, wrist accessories and tattoos are negated by your voice, you exuding serious ass kissing skills, and tv friendly corniness

man vs food man-:bow: at your calorie intake vs. gut game
watching you gorge is the closest to pure satisfaction i get from the network. seeing one of you muddafuggas in pure agony makes my heart tingle a little :pachaha:

i can't turn this channel off sometimes because i love lookin at the grubbin ass food :noah:
i hate everyone on the channel because every bite triggers a face-gasm that few of us in the real world will never experience since we weren't there :damn:

who's with me ?
 

Poppa_Dock

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all the shows on there now are on some reality tv nonsense

they have completely fukked up that channel

you can't just see some dude cook anymore

watever happened to cooking shows like that pasquale dude or that asian wok dude
 

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isnt Paula Deen accused of being a racist?

Scust if you watch her show....
 

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Food Network has a few cool shows. Chopped, Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, Next Food Network Star, and The Great American Food Truck Race.

Travel Channel has Man v. Food and Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations(the GOAT Food Network/Travel Channel show)

Never realized I watch that much food related television. :wow:
 

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isnt Paula Deen accused of being a racist?

Scust if you watch her show....

she got that ''í really hate nigras'' drawl. i cant watch dat hoe,

but brolic chef, guy, giada :noah:, and chopped are piff. guy's twin(the fat bytch with his hair) can get tossed in the bushes tho
 
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