For 1billion dollars would you go ten rounds with Mike Tyson?

Would you?

  • Yep

    Votes: 47 32.9%
  • Nah, I'm good.

    Votes: 49 34.3%
  • I'll take a two piece for 2 billi.

    Votes: 47 32.9%

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klientel

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do i have to fight by boxing rules or can i fight by street rules ? yes either way, but if we can fight by the rules of the street i stand more of a chance cuz i'm gonna bite him and choke him out

Bite one of the most notorious biters in fighting history brehs....

Also, you gonna choke him out? The nikka with this neck?

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ok breh....i see you, you a beast in the streets

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How long per round?



My strategy is to run around the ring and tire him out.

Try to get in a few shots and avoid the rest.

he would chase you down my friend. chase us all down. you'd run like the little chicken Rocky was chasing around in I, but you wouldn't be out in an open alley somewhere with Mick cheering you on, you'd be in a relatively confined space alone with the man.

eventually you'd tire and he'd close in. ANY kinda halfway solid shot from him would slow you down enough so he could beat you into Bolivian. Whup you so bad when you woke up you'd think you were in Imbiquita.
 

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Am i the only one that read “prime mike with NO gloves” :what:

No gloves youd surely die within 10 rounds

Theres not a single poster here that could live through basically 30 minutes of mike tyson with no gloves of punching you
 

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do i have to fight by boxing rules or can i fight by street rules ? yes either way, but if we can fight by the rules of the street i stand more of a chance cuz i'm gonna bite him and choke him out
I have very little doubt in my head that there hasnt been born another human in existence that could choke a prime mike tyson out

And here we got a coli poster that could do it
 

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As long as I have time to train, hell yeah. He is made out of the same stuff any other person is. Hes a human being. With the best training and conditioning, anyone in a similar age who is healthy can stand up to him.
 

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As long as I have time to train, hell yeah. He is made out of the same stuff any other person is. Hes a human being. With the best training and conditioning, anyone in a similar age who is healthy can stand up to him.
U can train from eternity and mike would knock your fukking head off your shoulders in less than 15 seconds. This is the most stupid hypothetical thread ever. There is no one here that would last 10 rounds.
 

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Bite one of the most notorious biters in fighting history brehs....

Also, you gonna choke him out? The nikka with this neck?

k breh....i see you, you a beast in the streets

I have very little doubt in my head that there hasnt been born another human in existence that could choke a prime mike tyson out

And here we got a coli poster that could do it

i was not gonna use hands to choke him out.

i was going to maneuver myself behind him. bite him so he couldn't swing on me while i had a hold of him. then quickly hop on his back and choke him out with one arm while i covered his mouth & nose with the opposite hand until he passed out from pain & lack of air.

i'm not saying my plan would work but he is not undefeated & it's worth a try for a billion. worse comes to worst, i get beat on for a few rounds
 
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