For 5 million dollars you gotta go on a roadtrip with one of these people.....

[the elastic]

You gotta drive em from NYC all the way to Santa Monica....

And they get to pick the radio station too

Update: Multiple choices added. The money stacks up with each passenger maxing out at 20 million.

Spoiler: Passenger A

Spoiler: Passenger B

Spoiler: Passenger C

Spoiler: Passenger D

 

[Remote]

I'll take Passenger D.
I can tolerate that guy and he's lowkey unintentionally funny.

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

If I do all the above can I get $20M?

 

[the elastic]

I'll take Passenger D.
I can tolerate that guy and he's lowkey unintentionally funny.

Amazin!

 

[the elastic]

If I do all the above can I get $20M?

I like the way you think

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

I'll take Passenger D.
I can tolerate that guy and he's lowkey unintentionally funny.

Better sleep with one eye open if you do as he will probably try and suck your dikk while your asleep.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I'm riding with Don Cheeto.
Dude has lived a life so privillaged to never have to accept responsibility, his brain is wired to pathologically lie about any and everything around him because that's his reality.
I'd sit and listen to him ramble on about any and everything, while feeding him topics to hear the same revolving speech pattern of narcissism and egotism be fed through the tape deck that is his whole thought process.
fukk, he could listen to whatever he want, short of Drake, for all I give a fukk.
5 mill, easy.​

 

[F*ckthemkids]

If I do all the above can I get $20M?

I'll take this bet too OP. It would be intergalactic levels of fukkry.

 

[the elastic]

I'll take this bet too OP. It would be intergalactic levels of fukkry.

Updated the poll

 

[the elastic]

I'm rolling with B & D and recording it for YouTube residuals

 

[Raw Sauce]

Be irritated/uncomfortable for a few days at worst for $20M? You gotta be real fragile to not be able to survive the given scenario in exchange for life changing money.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Updated the poll

Lmao I can't wait for the night we're stuck at some roadside motel in a flyover state and I catch Charleston sneaking out of Marjorie's room...

Wait...we do get our own rooms, right?

 

[weather so breezy]

jesse peterc00n

easy choice

 

[the elastic]

Lmao I can't wait for the night we're stuck at some roadside motel in a flyover state and I catch Charleston sneaking out of Marjorie's room...

Wait...we do get our own rooms, right?

I'll leave that up to yall

 

[Panthro11]