For $50,000,000..would you

[Zero]

2 hours?

Might have to try my hand

 

[Seoul Gleou]

Ill go to the kitchen, empty out the food on the lawn, go to my attic, move heavy objects onto the latch

Whip out my phone and beat my meat for 2 hours to the 50 million I just got for free

 

[The Phoenix]

I'm hiding in the attic and pulling the stairs/ladder up behind me. Easy 50 mil.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Basically

 

[null]

just hide on a wardrobe ... or on the roof.

 

[AQz]

Easy money

 

[Address_Unknown]

i doubt he busting down two doors. if bears were known for busting down doors we’d regularly see videos of them doing home invasions for picnic baskets.

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Note the fact that he was learned enough to put his paw out to stop the door from coming back and hitting him in the face; Ain't his first time doing this from the looks of it.​

 

[Cakebatter]

Yes. Just don't get cornered. You can tire that Bear out running loops from room to room. Bears are very fast, but they can't corner worth a damn with all that weight. So as long as you aren't in socks on hardwood floors, you'll be able to keep a good distance from him.

 

[desjardins]

You hide in the attic.

First thing I thought of
Another option might be to hide in the basement depending on how narrow the top part of the steps are. It's been times I've had to turn a box sideways just to get it down my basement, but this idea is more risky cause if the bear can squeeze by then you're fukked
Also don't bears avoid loud sounds? May be able to lock yourself in a bathroom and either blast music or bang on pots and hope the echo from the bathroom make that shyt even louder to bear ears

 

[Kasper KArr]

You hide in the attic. Use @horizon mama toto juice to cover your scent as you move towards it.

 

[ItsPeople]

Sit behind a fan that’s turned the other way

 

[The Guru]

Any prep time? Once you're in the mansion if you have some time it should be very feasible.

 

[Diondon]

Barricading a room and taking a nap
Run me my money

 

[Tair]

Easy money.

 

[Vandelay]

Need to know the layout and contents of the house and I need a high caliber hand gun.