Forbes- " rise of the Skywalkers is the worst Star Wars ever"

[Crayola Coyote]

This is what they should have not done. Bait and switch Finn (what was the point of him using a light saber to begin with, made Rey a Mary Sue character, made Kylo Ren a confusing antagonist with no direction but having temper tantrums that no one in the empire respects. This whole movie has no plot and the knights of ren could have saved the last Jedi but we got a casino plot in the movie. Nah nobody wants to see this hot mess.

 

[Phitz]

TBH it looks like they purposely put the most nerdy geeky appearing actors to appease alot of the nerdy geeky fans. Like they took the franchise for some joke.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Hire an old cac feminist to run star wars crehs.

like how could they go wrong

 

[Crayola Coyote]

TBH it looks like they purposely put the most nerdy geeky appearing actors to appease alot of the nerdy geeky fans. Like they took the franchise for some joke.

well.. they did take it as a joke..

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Who ever directed Rogue really understood how good star wars can be.
I rank a Rogue One as one of the better star wars movies. Better than ROTJ imo.

yes, because it restore the Star Wars feeling. The connection to the characters as if you were in the movie itself. Something the new ones were not doing.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Disney needs to sell Star Wars to WB

And get justice league

 

[Crayola Coyote]

This is all I wanted, was to see how powerful Luke really is.

THIS. I wanted to see the Knights of Ren. Didn’t happen. I’m thinking in last Jedi they were gonna hunt fin and Rey down or something nope. We get a casino scene.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Star Wars: GT

I got this

 

[stave]

If it isn't episode 4-6, it doesn't matter. Nothing interesting happened in neither new trilogy worth giving a fukk about except for them having cooler lightsabers (somehow) before and after the original trilogy.

And all the jedi basically have aids

super aids

 

[Crayola Coyote]

All you Star Wars fans, be prepared to be called sexist because you hate the IX

Toxic masculinity won't let you appreciate the true greatness of this trilogy

Call Rey the Jedi Bey "daddy" brehs

THIS. Everyone mad cause she just had these powers and no training to use a light saber.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

This is what they should have not done. Bait and switch Finn (what was the point of him using a light saber to begin with, made Rey a Mary Sue character, made Kylo Ren a confusing antagonist with no direction but having temper tantrums that no one in the empire respects. This whole movie has no plot and the knights of ren could have saved the last Jedi but we got a casino plot in the movie. Nah nobody wants to see this hot mess.

I was really hoping for Finn to be some legit bad ass. I mean he was a former stormtrooper who seen some shyt . Yet, he's out here getting his Poochie the Dog on looking like a complete lame . The Last Jedi should had been him leading a big infiltration putting a dent in the First Order, thus allowing the resistance to have a upper hand to a bloody war in this mockery of a movie coming out this week. But NOOooO, lets just make all of the backstories be just that and make no fukking point of having any sort of character development at all. I don't even care for fukking Star Wars but even I could come up with a better lead up than whatever the hell that Disney trying to put out

 

[Crayola Coyote]

naw nikka fukk that star wars was borderline simpwars

RRRRRRREEEEEEEYYYYYY

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I was really hoping for Finn to be some legit bad ass. I mean he was a former stormtrooper who seen some shyt . Yet, he's out here getting his Poochie the Dog on looking like a complete lame . The Last Jedi should had been him leading a big infiltration putting a dent in the First Order, thus allowing the resistance to have a upper hand to a bloody war in this mockery of a movie coming out this week. But NOOooO, lets just make all of the backstories be just that and make no fukking point of having any sort of character development at all. I don't even care for fukking Star Wars but even I could come up with a better lead up than whatever the hell that Disney trying to put out

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE ALL WANTED.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I blame George Lucas for selling out.

How much money is enough??

deadass. He was doing fine. He just had to sell it.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

What exactly were the issues with the second movie?

I ask out of sincere ignorance because I haven't seen the new films...

What I get from online commentary appears to be simply "the movie was made to please SJWs" type shyt...

So are there valid concerns with the second film, or are Internet Bros just mad cause there was a strong female lead or some shyt? The film is scored high as fukk on rotten tomatoes...

the 2nd movie is a hot mess. It has no relation to the 1st one. The trailer was showing characters that were suppose to be in the movie but they switched it up and never put them in there. (knight of ten) they added a Asian chick in the movie for “diversity” when her ass wasn’t even suppose to be in it. her plot in the movie was so not related to the story at all. It is 3hr of where the hell is this movie going. They never explaine how the main characters can use the force or a lightsaber. They killed off the most iconic characters in film history by him doing some pseudo Jesus idk he just disappeared. That is why people are pissed off.