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It really bugs u nikkas that the goat superhero doesn't even have any super powers
Forget superman, without prep time batman getting beat to a pulp by Captain America
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The_King_of_Everything
Yeah.
Batman would fight cap and purposely lose only to get some of his blood
reverse the serum which gave him his powers and eject him with it
then beat the shyt out of him and lynch him on a us flag post in manhattan for everyone to see.
reverse the serum which gave him his powers and eject him with it
then beat the shyt out of him and lynch him on a us flag post in manhattan for everyone to see.
Lord Piffington
Cacnificent #euswag
Cap is basicly BANE without the side effects.. he´s been fighting his whole adult life WITHOUT prep time and kicking serious ass.. without prep time bats ass is grass.. with prep time, I actually think that he could beat cap..
From Marvel.com:
Captain America represented the pinnacle of human physical perfection. He experienced a time when he was augmented to superhuman levels, but generally performed just below superhuman levels for most of his career. Captain America had a very high intelligence as well as agility, strength, speed, endurance, and reaction time superior to any Olympic athlete who ever competed. The Super-Soldier formula that he had metabolized had enhanced all of his bodily functions to the peak of human efficiency. Most notably, his body eliminates the excessive build-up of fatigue-producing poisons in his muscles, granting him phenomenal endurance.
From DC.com:
Peak Human Conditioning
Through intense training, specialized diet, and biofeedback treatments, The Batman represented the pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes exceeded that of any Olympic level athlete that has ever completed. Strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes and coordination were at peak human perfection. Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11 and then intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. He has mastered full body control by the time he was 18. Wayne abstains entirely from drinking alcohol, though he presented Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, as a borderline alcoholic (he created this illusion by drinking ginger ale and pretending it is champagne). Batman's refusal to drink was directly linked to keeping his body in its absolute best. Bruce Wayne, since the age of 15, has created a strict diet to enable his body to develop and operate at its most proficient, along with biofeedback treatments (using portable/non portable machines to stimulate muscles to contraction. Batman has performed amazing physical feats due to his superior physique. He engaged in an intensive regular regimen of rigorous exercise (including aerobics, weight lifting, gymnastics, and simulated combat) to keep himself in peak condition, and has often defeated opponents whose size, strength, or other powers greatly exceeded his own. He has spent his entire life in pursuit of physical perfection and has attained it through constant intensive training and determination.
From Marvel.com:
Captain America represented the pinnacle of human physical perfection. He experienced a time when he was augmented to superhuman levels, but generally performed just below superhuman levels for most of his career. Captain America had a very high intelligence as well as agility, strength, speed, endurance, and reaction time superior to any Olympic athlete who ever competed. The Super-Soldier formula that he had metabolized had enhanced all of his bodily functions to the peak of human efficiency. Most notably, his body eliminates the excessive build-up of fatigue-producing poisons in his muscles, granting him phenomenal endurance.
From DC.com:
Peak Human Conditioning
Through intense training, specialized diet, and biofeedback treatments, The Batman represented the pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes exceeded that of any Olympic level athlete that has ever completed. Strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes and coordination were at peak human perfection. Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11 and then intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. He has mastered full body control by the time he was 18. Wayne abstains entirely from drinking alcohol, though he presented Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, as a borderline alcoholic (he created this illusion by drinking ginger ale and pretending it is champagne). Batman's refusal to drink was directly linked to keeping his body in its absolute best. Bruce Wayne, since the age of 15, has created a strict diet to enable his body to develop and operate at its most proficient, along with biofeedback treatments (using portable/non portable machines to stimulate muscles to contraction. Batman has performed amazing physical feats due to his superior physique. He engaged in an intensive regular regimen of rigorous exercise (including aerobics, weight lifting, gymnastics, and simulated combat) to keep himself in peak condition, and has often defeated opponents whose size, strength, or other powers greatly exceeded his own. He has spent his entire life in pursuit of physical perfection and has attained it through constant intensive training and determination.
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the Bats vs Darkseid fight:
Batman: *puts on some space armor and punches Darkseid*
Darkseid:
*proceeds to slap Batman within an inch of his life, leaving him beat up and bleeding on the ground*
Batman:
o-okay look I got bombs ALL OVER! If you don't say I won and just leave, I'ma push this button and blow up the WHOLE PLANET! 
Darkseid:
Whooooaaaaaaaaaa okay, okay you won! Stop being a lil bytch, Bruce! Jeezus!!!!! *darkseid leaves*
Batman:
Batman Fanboys:
DAYYYYYAAUUU!!!!!!!! BATMAN BEAT THE BRAKES OFF DAT nikka DARK SIDE SUPERMAN CANT EEN BEAT DARK SIDE YOU SEE THAT shyt BATMAN DA GAWWWDDDDDD
Batman: *puts on some space armor and punches Darkseid*
Darkseid:
*proceeds to slap Batman within an inch of his life, leaving him beat up and bleeding on the ground*Batman:
o-okay look I got bombs ALL OVER! If you don't say I won and just leave, I'ma push this button and blow up the WHOLE PLANET! Darkseid:
Whooooaaaaaaaaaa okay, okay you won! Stop being a lil bytch, Bruce! Jeezus!!!!! *darkseid leaves*Batman:
Batman Fanboys:
DAYYYYYAAUUU!!!!!!!! BATMAN BEAT THE BRAKES OFF DAT nikka DARK SIDE SUPERMAN CANT EEN BEAT DARK SIDE YOU SEE THAT shyt BATMAN DA GAWWWDDDDDD
: Okay, Bruce. Look. Even though I can stand in the middle of the fukking sun, Poison Ivy got me brainwashed with some juice off some collard greens and I'm real stupid right now. Even though I've seen you pull that Kryptonite out your belt a billion fukking times, I don't want to hurt you. Lets just talk about this.....Batman: *pulls out the kryptonite*
: 
aaahhhhhhhhhhh what the fukk, breh!? Why you even- *either passes out or flies off*Batman:
Batman Fanboys:
DAYYYYYAAUUU!!!!!!!! YOU SEE HOW DAT nikka BATMAN BEAT SUPERMAN AGAIN BATMAN THE GOAT
feelosofer
#ninergang
It would be an extremely close fight but Captain America wins off of battle experience. That being said this has to be the most evenly matched matchup and it's not inconceivable for Bats to get the upper hand.
You think one of the greatest tactician and strategist in all of comic book universe would fall for this bullshyt and you talkin about blind fan boyism? We both know Bats would some how get one over Cap based on all his resources, especially his mind. And you talkin about Cap beating Prometheus with ease yet in that same crossover you forget to mention that Cap, with all his super strength, was only able to fight Batman to a stalemate. The fight ended b/c BATS convinced Cap to stop being a dumbass so he figure out why the heroes of DC and Marvel were fighting each other.
And you talkin about Cap beating Prometheus with ease yet in that same crossover you forget to mention that Cap, with all his super strength, was only able to fight Batman to a stalemate. The fight ended b/c BATS convinced Cap to stop being a dumbass so he figure out why the heroes of DC and Marvel were fighting each other.
1. They didn't "fight" to anything.
2. After they took up stances and moved their feet twice, Bats basically said "you'd beat me eventually. Lets stop before we start and get our dumb teammates to stop fighting each other too."
^^ okay they more than moved their feet twice. outcome was the same.
1. They didn't "fight" to anything.
2. After they took up stances and moved their feet twice, Bats basically said "you'd beat me eventually. Lets stop before we start and get our dumb teammates to stop fighting each other too."
So basically Bats convinced to Cap stop fighting . . . thanks proving my point. Wayne don't always need to rely his physical prowess when he got that mind of his to socially engineer people's behaviors
:smugdraper
Yall act like Cap aint taken no L's 
Captain america aint got no captain america plane or a americamobile
Captain america aint got no captain america plane or a americamobile