Former Brazil striker Adriano buys 18 hookers for a single night

[HookersandIceCream]

Yall love to diss Balo around here.

Balo is not even that good

 

[Goat poster]

Balo is not even that good

One of the most talented...He is just a dumb ass or is bi-poler.

But that dude has taken over some games big games.

Lets give him some due even if he is now.

 

[director_of_bands]

this dude was like oprah that night. "YOU get a ho, YOU get a ho, and you get a ho....EVERYBODY GETS A HO"

 

[HookersandIceCream]

One of the most talented...He is just a dumb ass or is bi-poler.

But that dude has taken over some games big games.

Lets give him some due even if he is now.

What due. He's not that talented in the first place. He had a couple of good tournaments
But his overall line of work is inconsistent as hell. He's only 24 so it's not like age caught up to him.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

why the fukk not

 

[EQ.]

From a physical and playing style standpoint, Adriano and Balotelli are very similar. Even their goalscoring rates are similar and you have to remember that the Italian league is crap. Both have squandered their potential.

Quaresma has always been overrated because he is a great dribber.

Nah, Adri was a specimen breh, he's much closer to yaya than mario in terms of physicality and his playing style was a mix of brute strength, speed and great touches,. Mario is alot more technically gifted but lacks the drive young Adriano had.

 

[LV Koopa]

blow + viagara =

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[Goat poster]

What due. He's not that talented in the first place. He had a couple of good tournaments
But his overall line of work is inconsistent as hell. He's only 24 so it's not like age caught up to him.

It's his MIND bro...he is legit crazy and should have been helped with it a long time ago.It affects his play.

But from a TALENT standpoint :

I ALWAYS remember him ETHERING Germany.

 

[Goat poster]

Nah, Adri was a specimen breh, he's much closer to yaya than mario in terms of physicality and his playing style was a mix of brute strength, speed and great touches,. Mario is alot more technically gifted but lacks the drive young Adriano had.

THIS I agree with.

A consistent focused Balo would have been a problem.

 

[intruder]

cost him 18k at a copacabana brothel.

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/adriano-paid-£60-000-for-18-prostitutes-at-a-copacabana-brothel-163741710.html

Why stop at 18?
2 more and you could have had an even 20. 7 more it's a cool 25.
If you're gonna go big make it a memorable number so that the legend can last for decades

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

May Allah guide him to Islam.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

i doubt he smashed all 18 thoroughly in one night

prob got a taste of most of them then focused on like 3-5 and the rest was for scenery and fukkery. im sure smashing 5 with 13 other beautiful hoes lounging around u and messin with each other was a good time

people acting like he fukked all 18 for 30 mins each..no chance

 

[Liu Kang]

he was great

pro evo shot power 99

Man was a walking cheat code PES's version of Madden 04 Vick.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

seriously bro, I don't even think I could bring myself to even fukk 18 hoes in one setting or even a day. I love p*ssy as much as the next man, but what a waste of resources. At least spread it over span of a few days....

 

[jfkennedy]

Low key this might be the best picture I seen posted on the Coli . It's too early in the morning for this kind of sensory overload. My head all f*cked up now .

NGL, that pic got my chest hurting and me looking up hotels in Brasil.