Former Mortician EXPOSES the FUNERAL HOME HUSTLE

[WheresWallace]

 

[Larry Lobster]

people gon do all for the money

 

[Entrapta310]

That line of work has huge profits. Flipping $800 caskets into $4500 caskets. smh. Plus all the other things involved that you can profit on.

and its true there is no airtight casket. nope. its a terrible hustle that adds thousands on the casket price.
the only people to perfect the art of preservation was the CHINESE.
Egypt never could achieve that. They have dry mummies.
China has wet mummies.
No other are has accomplished that ever.
300-year-old body was perfectly preserved until its coffin was opened

Mongols China and the Silk Road: Archaeologists find Ming Dynasty mummy in China

and there are others that havent been found.

Morticians t3elling grieving people that airtight caskets exist and will preserve their deceased loved one is foul.
fukked up too

 

[Killer Instinct]

 

[The BasedFather]

Die and get put into a coffin filled with water brehs

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Cremation.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

How Many Coli Heads Watching That Vid With This Look On Their Face

I Always Felt They Were A Waste, What A Hustle

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

bury my ass right in the ground. let me fertilize that bytch. if not then burn me. dont let me take up any more space on this earth and dont waste money on my dead body

 

[newworldafro]

 

[marcuz]

i already told my weed growing brehs to mix my cremated ashes into the soil

 

[Xane Vic]

Shiiiit, I seen some clean-ass hearses one day, so whatever it takes...

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

bury me a g

 

[kj614]

30% commissions Let me see who hiring

 

[wickedsm]

yup. definately cremate me. i already told my family.
dont spend thousands of dollars on all the fancy funeral and burial.

 

[King Crimson]

Already told my people what to do for me. Cremate me and throw into a body of water somewhere. I don't want no reception either. Just go back to the crib, talk shyt and tell stories about me for a few hours and then get on with your lives.

Oh yeah, and don't fukk any of my women.... At least not for a few months.