Freudian Slips (slipping up and saying shyt)

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I notice this alot. It's always been a thing as long as I've been alive


2 minutes ago might've been the first time I've had a mental freudian slip while texting
:patrice:

I'm texting this girl I'm talking to. Dating or whatever. I was texting about getting retainers in the future

I wanted to text "bottom teeth"

My mind went to "daughter" instead and almost typed it

I sent the text with the correction. After I sent it.....mentally I'm like
:gucci: right now

Is my subconscious mind telling me I need to wife and put babies in this woman?
:patrice:
 

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I notice this alot. It's always been a thing as long as I've been alive


2 minutes ago might've been the first time I've had a mental freudian slip while texting
:patrice:

I'm texting this girl I'm talking to. Dating or whatever. I was texting about getting retainers in the future

I wanted to text "bottom teeth"

My mind went to "daughter" instead and almost typed it

I sent the text with the correction. After I sent it.....mentally I'm like
:gucci: right now

Is my subconscious mind telling me I need to wife and put babies in this woman?
:patrice:
Retainers are associated with girls of school age. Maybe your mind was thinking about how expensive that sh*t is potentially gonna be for you if you have a family and she has your teeth?
 

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Retainers are associated with girls of school age. Maybe your mind was thinking about how expensive that sh*t is potentially gonna be for you if you have a family and she has your teeth?
My entire dental plan (braces, post-braces retainers, more) will be 6 thousand dollars

Im doing big things when I start a family. Im making at least 6 figures. I honestly might be famous with the shyt I'm planning on doing in my career for Black American mental wellness

Whatever it was, this might've been a thought and a sign that she might be the one
:patrice:


Because I already feel this way
:patrice:


Post those Shay Sharpe smileys

:ahh:
 

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My entire dental plan (braces, post-braces retainers, more) will be 6 thousand dollars

Im doing big things when I start a family. Im making at least 6 figures. I honestly might be famous with the shyt I'm planning on doing in my career for Black American mental wellness

Whatever it was, this might've been a thought and a sign that she might be the one
:patrice:


Because I already feel this way
:patrice:


Post those Shay Sharpe smileys

:ahh:
To my brothers with daughters bottom teeth!
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