From the archives...classic SOHH TSC alias thread

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Goldust

12-22-03 05:59 PM

I got an early release from my contract


Close Curtain.


Razor Ramon

12-22-03 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldust

Close Curtain.

Don't sweat it bro, it happens to the best of us...

*takes double shot of tequila*

*puffs Marlboro light*


Hacksaw Jim Duggan

12-22-03 06:16 PM

If things get rough you could probably sell your wig & cape and other memorabilia on ebay. I'll be happy to list it for you for a small fee, TUFF GUY!


Ravishing Rick Rude

12-22-03 06:22 PM

Youre all doing better than me.

Now hit my music!


The 1-2-3 Kid

12-22-03 06:39 PM

Goldust you SUCK pal.


Randy Savage

12-22-03 06:41 PM

Make surre you brutherrrs check out my rap cd/ its gangsterr to the teee OOOOOH YEEEAAAAAH!


Bret The Hitman Hart

12-22-03 06:46 PM

I still didnt even get to say goodbye to my fans so fukk all of you ****s.



Hollywood Hogan

12-23-03 03:21 PM

Gimme A Break Brother ! I Got The Shaft With A Horrible Gimmick And I Wasn't Getting Hulkster Money For Hulkster Appearances ! I Was Being Used To Put Over A Cripple !!! A Cripple Brother. If I'm Gonna Put Over A Cripple It's Gonna Be THE ONE I SEE IN THE MIRROR !



: Hip Goes Out :


Hulk Hogan

12-23-03 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollywood Hogan

Gimme A Break Brother ! I Got The Shaft With A Horrible Gimmick And I Wasn't Getting Hulkster Money For Hulkster Appearances ! I Was Being Used To Put Over A Cripple !!! A Cripple Brother. If I'm Gonna Put Over A Cripple It's Gonna Be THE ONE I SEE IN THE MIRROR !



: Hip Goes Out :


WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE BROTHER

THE HULKSTER IS OFTEN IMITATED BUT NEVER, EVER DUPLICATED, DUDE!

YOU ONLY WISH YOU COULD BE ME, NOW GO BACK TO THE INDY CIRCUIT, BALDY!

*hi five's Chuck Zito of the Hells Angels*

*does the 4-life handsign w/Dennis Rodman*

*secretely calls anonymous WWE official to talk about Wrestlemania 20*


Kevin Nash

12-23-03 08:03 PM

*makes witty comments*

*no crowd response whatsoever*

*injures self walking out of thread, out of action for 8 months*


Triple H

12-23-03 08:11 PM

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?

BUNCH OF 12 YEAR OLDS PLAYING AROUND ON THEIR MOMMY AND DADDYS COMPUTERS.

IF YOU HAVENT STEPPED IN THAT VERY RING, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMMENT!

*gets wedding band polished*

*bad mouths RVD & Goldberg to Vince*


Eric_Bischoff

12-23-03 08:17 PM

*bows to crowd*

*phony smile*

I love each and every one of you, really I do!

*Fires Goldust via Fed Ex*

*watches episode of Monday Nitro from 1997*

*cries*


Mene Gene

12-23-03 08:28 PM

Wow! Thats groundbreaking news right there folks!

And remember, if you heard it here...It's Confidential!

*makes date with 17 year old girl*


Spike Dudley

12-24-03 01:26 AM

haha you jobless loser, have a great life

*gets powerbombed through a table*


Stone Cold

12-24-03 01:30 AM

if i get my co-GM status back, i will do anything in my power to re-hire you dustin. why don't you come in the ring and have a beer with me.

*hands goldie a beer*

*stunner*


Booker T

12-24-03 01:37 AM

YO GOLDIE, DID YOU WRITE THAT NOTE SAYIN' "I REMEMBER" A MONTH AGO SUCKA?

*wonders why WWE decided to cut the storyline short without explanation*

*wrestles Mark Henry*


Bill_Goldberg

12-25-03 07:35 AM

"Goldberg, it's time"

*Makes way down into thread*
*Five minutes pass and still cant find way into thread*
*Opens Janitors closet
*Finally makes it into the thread*
*Limited mic skills*

Who's next!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :mad:

*Spears everyone, Jackhammer's Goldust*
*Gets hit in the head with a Sledgehammer by Triple H*
*Forgets to sell the sledgehammer shot*
*10 seconds pass before selling the sledghammer shot*
*Falls down holding shoulder after taking a clear shot to the head*


The_Shytting_Sweater

12-25-03 07:38 AM

Lmao!


Yun' Ritzy

12-25-03 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin Nash

*makes witty comments*

*no crowd response whatsoever*

*injures self walking out of thread, out of action for 8 months*



Hahahahaa


Good Ole JR

12-25-03 08:58 AM

BAH GAWD KING LOOK AT THIS CARNAGE!! GOLDBERG JUST GOT HIT WITH A DAMN SLEDGEHAMMER DAMMIT!!! TRIPLE IS A SICK SON OF A *****!! KING DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY DAMMIT!!!

*stomach gurgle*

BAH GAWD TOO MUCH BAR-B-QUE SAUCE DAMMIT!!!!

*tries to sing the nah nah song to goldust but is offbeat as hell*



The Heart Break Kid

12-25-03 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logic86

Dustin Runnels Released From WWE Early
Posted By Ashish on 12.22.03

To work for Zero-One and indys...

Dustin Runnels (Goldust) has been released from his WWE contract early. His contract was set to expire in January but WWE had already made it known that they would not be re-signing him.

Runnels will work for Zero-One in Japan in 2004 and is also already looking for independent bookings.

Northeast Wrestling is handling his booking and sent out the following press release today:

The "Lonestar " Dustin Rhodes is available for bookings.

The "Lonestar" Dustin Rhodes is a available for appearances, wrestling seminars and indy wrestling shows. The former Goldust in the WWE is a former Intercontinental and World Tag Team Champion. He is available and looks forward to the possibility of working as a tag team with his father Dusty Rhodes.

To book Dustin you can email
NEWWrestling@yahoo.com.

Northeast Wrestling is the exclusive booking agent for Dustin Rhodes, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Dusty Rhodes, Al Snow, "The Coach" Jonathon Coachman and Barry Windham.


WRONG THREAD

*Delivers Sweet Chin Music Logic86 sending him back to Tell SOHH forum*

Oh and Goldust, I've never agreed with your lifestyle.


Goldust

12-27-03 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Booker T

YO GOLDIE, DID YOU WRITE THAT NOTE SAYIN' "I REMEMBER" A MONTH AGO SUCKA?

*wonders why WWE decided to cut the storyline short without explanation*

*wrestles Mark Henry*


*rocks afro*

Dont act all tough Booky, I know deep down youre a puss - puss - pusspuss - pusssy .....







































cat. And no it wasnt me.


Kurupt420

12-28-03 12:18 AM


*waits for Salvatore Sincere alias*



Ric_Flair

12-30-03 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ganjabrownie

LOL

yo, wheres cena at? ric flair? steamboat? we missing a lot over here


*struts into thread*

Brother, they tried to hold me down, the powers that be banned me...can you believe it??? ME!!

THE... 16... TIME... WORLDS........ CHAMPION! WHOO!

*face gets beat red*

THE NATURE BOY IS BACK!!

I'M STILL A STYLIN AND PROFILIN', LIMO RIDIN', JET FLYIN', KISS STEALIN', WHEELIN' AND DEALIN', SON...OF .... A ....GUN! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*strips down to tighty whiteys*

*dances in thread like in avi*


Ric_Flair

12-30-03 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple H

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP?

BUNCH OF 12 YEAR OLDS PLAYING AROUND ON THEIR MOMMY AND DADDYS COMPUTERS.

IF YOU HAVENT STEPPED IN THAT VERY RING, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMMENT!

*gets wedding band polished*

*bad mouths RVD & Goldberg to Vince*


*grabs Triple H's bag and briefcase*

*apologizes for above outburst*

Hunter, you're the best this business has to offer, the Greatest Worlds Champion of all time...

*calls wife to make sure bank account hasn't dried out*


Jackie Gayda

12-30-03 03:38 AM

*botches a clothesline*



Psycho Sid

01-01-04 09:41 PM

*gets into arguement w/Brian Pillman alias*

*leaves thread pissed off*


L-Dolo

01-08-04 07:54 PM

I am literally, crying...got tears coming out my eyes....y'all need ot keep this going...I wana see a Bob Backlund alias, Vince mcMahon, an Undertaker, and a Mankind one....ASAP!

*jobs to Steve Blackman*



Hulk Hogan

03-15-04 02:12 AM

*sits backstage at the Garden*


Randy Savage

03-15-04 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hulk Hogan

*sits backstage at the Garden*

Brother me and you shoulda been there
steppin in the ring in Madison Square
OOOOOOOH YEeeeeeeeeeAHHHH



Triple H

04-19-05 09:44 PM

Up for old time sake!


Kevin Nash

04-19-05 09:51 PM

I mean, what...I'm 46 years old, and I'm the hippest guy in the f*cking room? What the f*ck is that?


CarlitoCaribbeanCool

04-19-05 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin Nash

*makes witty comments*

*no crowd response whatsoever*

*injures self walking out of thread, out of action for 8 months*


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

CLASSIC thread...


Rowdy Roddy Piper

04-19-05 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevin Nash

*makes witty comments*

*no crowd response whatsoever*

*injures self walking out of thread, out of action for 8 months*


hahaha :laugh:


tatsuyamajo

02-21-08 07:58 PM

Best TSC thread ever.


Santino Marella

02-21-08 08:21 PM

:hmm:


Rob Feinstein

02-24-08 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triple H (Post 5481265)

...
BUNCH OF 12 YEAR OLDS PLAYING AROUND ON THEIR MOMMY AND DADDYS COMPUTERS.


Huh? Where? Gimme a call! We can hang out and stuff.


108st up in ya

02-24-08 06:22 AM

all this thread needs is for R=G to come in and think those wrestlers actually post here


tatsuyamajo

02-24-08 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 108st up in ya (Post 1059309618)

all this thread needs is for R=G to come in and think those wrestlers actually post here

Then bytch about how The_Rock alias is getting more bandwidth and posts than everyone else's except sleton_benjamin, whose alias is "looked over time and time again"


Mike Adamle

06-13-08 02:58 AM

Wow, Tazz, all the classics in one supersized thread!

Good Ole King RJ!
Keanan Nash!
Seasaw James Duggin!
The Heart Break Kid Bret Michaels!
Double H!

I'm just surprised Keanan Nash hasn't hit Double H with the neckslam! Those two are bitter rivals.

*throws down headset*
*leaves*
 
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