fukk C++ :PACSPIT:

[Voice of Reason]

Get this nerd shyt off my screen fakkitt




Real nikkas don’t code

 

[African_brehda]

Only Downside of programming.

Cant bullshyt your way through those tests

my professors machine will be like if he ever tries running my codes

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

what should i learn. python? java? c? c++? ruby

 

[Copy Ninja]

spends hours wondering why my code won't compile...realize I'm missing a comma or semi:colon...whatever it is

That debug life

 

[K.Dot]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){

cout << "welcome to my rant on c ++!!" << endl;

cout << "Brehs, a nikka has a c++ final due on Tuesday and I've been confused about this language this entire semester. So many fukking phrases, syntax, and other random bullshyt that you have to remember. I'm about to end it all brehs." ;

cout << endl;
return 0;
}

What do you plan to use it for? I hear modern c+ is pretty sweet but I'm no programmer for real.

 

[K.Dot]

That cert life is not for everybody pleighboi

This is more computer science than cert life. Luckily I work in the front end. C+ is like me cutting my own hair without the guard on. I'd never do that shyt.

 

[TheNig]

It's a very sought after cert along with CCNP and CISSP (my brother has c++ and network+ and currently working on CISSP). keep trucking homie. Its worth it once you see that first paycheck.

 

[Illuminatos]

I remember takig the intro course and struggling on the basic stuff, functions, arrays, strings etc. shyt is laughable. I can do that shyt in my sleep now.

Almost gave up on the shyt and went back to Accounting then one day it just clicked out of nowhere. Don't know how it happened it just did.

I'm now in the advanced course learning shyt like recursion, inheritance, dynamic memory allocation etc. Got two Bs on the midterms and now I think I have a future in this shyt.
This shyt literally is all just practice. If you don't practice and try to think like how a computer does it will kick your ass.

 

[Llcoolbay]

my professors machine will be like if he ever tries running my codes

shyt i remember my professor would make compiling s 3rd of our grade. He also added extra bounus points depending how you coded certain parts

It would be like 35% if it compilies, 65% for rest.

 

[TheOriginal]

BRUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SPENT fukkING 2 HOURS LOOKING AT fukkING 300 LINES OF CODE JUST TO SEE I DIDNT ADD A A CARROT TO THE EQUAL SIGN!!!!!

Witch kind of IDE are you using?!

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Witch kind of IDE are you using?!

An IDE isn't going to catch valid syntax. But if he is using one he needs to learn how to use the debugger and step through line by line. That would have made it a 5 minute ordeal.

 

[unstoppablefade]

 

[JDH]

Im in engineering and we just had a problem where we first created a mathematic formula that we later optimized using python. That shyt was hell

Coding is not for me

 

[Gold]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){

cout << "welcome to my rant on c ++!!" << endl;

cout << "Brehs, a nikka has a c++ final due on Tuesday and I've been confused about this language this entire semester. So many fukking phrases, syntax, and other random bullshyt that you have to remember. I'm about to end it all brehs." ;

cout << endl;
return 0;
}

The best thing you can do for any programming language is skip class, and make your own shyt.
You'll learn more trying to make something cool and googling how it works than reading a book in class

The way programing is taught is in schools is the way American schools teach foreign languages.

And we wonder why we have people who have taken spanish/italian/french for 5 years and cant carry a conversation.

 

[Gold]

Im in engineering and we just had a problem where we first created a mathematic formula that we later optimized using python. That shyt was hell

Coding is not for me

Engineering is shifting to code-based development.

You better smarten up