fukk Consulting

[I AM WARHOL]

I thought you consult for companies that need assistance and once that gig is up you go on to consult for other companies

Yeah you do. This gig is supposed to be up last week of july. Issue is my practice has no bench time. So basically as soon as im done here they gonna shi my ass somewhere else for another 6 months. Im a home body. Im not built for this shyt. Work travel is a whole other ballgame vs regular travel

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yeah you do. This gig is supposed to be up last week of july. Issue is my practice has no bench time. So basically as soon as im done here they gonna shi my ass somewhere else for another 6 months. Im a home body. Im not built for this shyt. Work travel is a whole other ballgame vs regular travel

Yeah fukk all that


shyt sounds like a deployment... Without the fukkery, booze, and foreign bytches

 

[Mac Brown]

Yeah. I'll call them out too. fukk EY

Whoo. Stay away from EY!!!!

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

They dont give a damn about your time or personal live . Im dead ass still in the office right now after waking up at 4:50 am to take a flight to Boston. We here editing a 21 page powerpoint chart. On page 2 after 30 fukking minutes . I just want to go home

 

[Rusty$hackleford]

Can you speak more on the company culture op? What was interview process like, was it difficult to get on? How long you been with the company? Are you a CPA?

 

[Treblemaka]

My Company has allowed me to be on Bench for the last 4 months. But i do IT consulting. Ive heard bad stories about EY, OP. Im trying to start a family and I couldnt imagine not getting bench time.

 

[BushidoBrown]

Thats not my job. but I am in excel for most of the day

excel eh?
you a quant?
you write algorithms?
u automate shyt?

 

[Trajan]

@I AM WARHOL I feel you breh

Human beings are not machines. It's not natural to work like this.

Why do you think those Asian countries like Japan and S Korea have such a high suicide rate. Whenever I felt down about my hours I remembered at least I wasn't a Japanese Salaryman

 

[Dorian Breh]

Yeah. I'll call them out too. fukk EY

Its not as it seems. Trust me. That was the point of this thread. There's a fake prestige around consulting.

theres definitely no real prestige at ernst and young

 

[Clay Puppington]

Dont forget your receipts

 

[Slystallion]

Big 4 hours ain't no joke...

Just started my own Financial Planning/ Business Services firm...starting out slow but I love the freedom

 

[Big Daddy]

The fukk is a consultant and what kinda degree does it require

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Yeah. I'll call them out too. fukk EY

 

[EndDomination]

Had a consulting internship last year and was offered a job.
I 100% agree with you, fukk consulting.
It was breaking me down as a person, I was real-life working maybe 30 irregular hours a week on top of another job, and full-time classes.
Had I accepted the offer it would have been 60+ odd hours a week travelling all over the US, barely getting sleep, barely at home, stressed, and jittery.

I completely understand, though Big 3 (MBB) pays well, you have to actually want that kind of unfulfillment. Plus, $110k + bonus feels a lot less exciting when you factor in taxes, COL, the national gym membership, benefits, and student loans.

shyt is just as bad as iBanking/BigLaw w/ more mobility.

 

[I AM WARHOL]

LET ME GO HOME. WHY AM I STILL fukkING HERE