I honestly feel bad for Miami at this point. Y’all are like Mad Dog in Jason’s Lyric: clumsily and drunkenly stumbling around telling everyone how you used to be the man, whilst we do the hard thing; but, what’s right and pull the toolie and put you out of your misery, again and again and again.
Let's run through everything real quick. I'm going to make this a bullet point presentation for you cupcakes.
- FSU is about to win national championship number four.
- This is the first "legit" national championship by definition, being that it's the first by way of playoff.
- Miami won't even win the Coastal.
- Coley leaves FSU for "career advancement." FSU is better without him. He then proceeds to script a playbook that is all go and post routes in the passing game.
- Miami has no QB. They're depending on freshman, dudes who have barely played and a rich caucasoid that transferred from Memphis. Memphis!
- FSU has a demigod at QB that has slayed Titans and emerged from the bowels of Tartarus with the Heisman trophy in tow.
- Jimbo has gotten sexy as fukk in the off-season. Double J out in these streets looking svelte as hell. He looks like a raindrop. I mean this in a completely heterosexual context, by the way.
- Al Golden is fat as fukk and dresses like Peter Griffin on game day.
- Your best player is a kid coming of a broken ankle against FSU who goes by Duke, which is ironic since Duke certainly gave y'all that work. #dualities
- Same D-coordinator and scheme as last year.

Honestly, I would delete this thread or have a mod move it to the nether region to never been seen again. FSU got these boys out here having emotional conniptions and shyt

. I understand it, though. But, it's just something y'all have to deal with and accept on your own terms. That weirdo **** did say one real thing on here. "Jealousy is temporary. Unfortunately, envy is forever. "
What a team. What a university.