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If you think you're lonely now, ohhh girl...
I honestly feel bad for Miami at this point. Y’all are like Mad Dog in Jason’s Lyric: clumsily and drunkenly stumbling around telling everyone how you used to be the man, whilst we do the hard thing; but, what’s right and pull the toolie and put you out of your misery, again and again and again.

Let's run through everything real quick. I'm going to make this a bullet point presentation for you cupcakes.

  • FSU is about to win national championship number four.
  • This is the first "legit" national championship by definition, being that it's the first by way of playoff.
  • Miami won't even win the Coastal.
  • Coley leaves FSU for "career advancement." FSU is better without him. He then proceeds to script a playbook that is all go and post routes in the passing game.
  • Miami has no QB. They're depending on freshman, dudes who have barely played and a rich caucasoid that transferred from Memphis. Memphis!
  • FSU has a demigod at QB that has slayed Titans and emerged from the bowels of Tartarus with the Heisman trophy in tow.
  • Jimbo has gotten sexy as fukk in the off-season. Double J out in these streets looking svelte as hell. He looks like a raindrop. I mean this in a completely heterosexual context, by the way.
  • Al Golden is fat as fukk and dresses like Peter Griffin on game day.
  • Your best player is a kid coming off a broken ankle against FSU who goes by Duke, which is ironic since Duke certainly gave y'all that work. #dualities
  • Same D-coordinator and scheme as last year. :mjlol:


Honestly, I would delete this thread or have a mod move it to the nether region to never been seen again. FSU got these boys out here having emotional conniptions and shyt :deadrose:. I understand it, though. But, it's just something y'all have to deal with and accept on your own terms. That weirdo **** did say one real thing on here. "Jealousy is temporary. Unfortunately, envy is forever. "

What a team. What a university. :wow:
 
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I honestly feel bad for Miami at this point. Y’all are like Mad Dog in Jason’s Lyric: clumsily and drunkenly stumbling around telling everyone how you used to be the man, whilst we do the hard thing; but, what’s right and pull the toolie and put you out of your misery, again and again and again.

Let's run through everything real quick. I'm going to make this a bullet point presentation for you cupcakes.

  • FSU is about to win national championship number four.
  • This is the first "legit" national championship by definition, being that it's the first by way of playoff.
  • Miami won't even win the Coastal.
  • Coley leaves FSU for "career advancement." FSU is better without him. He then proceeds to script a playbook that is all go and post routes in the passing game.
  • Miami has no QB. They're depending on freshman, dudes who have barely played and a rich caucasoid that transferred from Memphis. Memphis!
  • FSU has a demigod at QB that has slayed Titans and emerged from the bowels of Tartarus with the Heisman trophy in tow.
  • Jimbo has gotten sexy as fukk in the off-season. Double J out in these streets looking svelte as hell. He looks like a raindrop. I mean this in a completely heterosexual context, by the way.
  • Al Golden is fat as fukk and dresses like Peter Griffin on game day.
  • Your best player is a kid coming of a broken ankle against FSU who goes by Duke, which is ironic since Duke certainly gave y'all that work. #dualities
  • Same D-coordinator and scheme as last year. :mjlol:


Honestly, I would delete this thread or have a mod move it to the nether region to never been seen again. FSU got these boys out here having emotional conniptions and shyt :deadrose:. I understand it, though. But, it's just something y'all have to deal with and accept on your own terms. That weirdo **** did say one real thing on here. "Jealousy is temporary. Unfortunately, envy is forever. "

What a team. What a university. :wow:

:shaq2: I guarantee you that FSU will not repeat
 

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If you think you're lonely now, ohhh girl...
:shaq2: I guarantee you that FSU will not repeat


Breh, our team this year >>>> last year.

You go to FSU too, right? You're going to be at the games like :lupe:. "These boys are good as fukk :patrice:." Lol

Just accept it now that no team is fukking with us this year. It will be easier to cope with these harsh realities in the long run.
 

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Breh, our team this year >>>> last year.

You go to FSU too, right? You're going to be at the games like :lupe:. "These boys are good as fukk :patrice:." Lol

Just accept it now that no team is fukking with us this year. It will be easier to cope with these harsh realities in the long run.


Let em know 2013 was a rebuilding year for FSU they don't understand 2014 was the year we had pegged to win the whole thing.

When FSU wins back to back titles and sends 13-15 nikkas to the league FSU will get it's respect as one of the GOATs of the modern era.

We told them after Winston debuted last year shyt done changed but they ain't hear us.
 
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