"fUKk ThAnKsGiViNg bReHs"

[Zero]

Because you can set a clock to the Coli.

Aint nobody worried about no motherfukking pilgrims or harvest or religion or nothing. It's just a 4 day weekend to hook back up with fam, watch football, and get fat.

You aint doin or saying nothing nikka, you just mad people are having a good time and you'll still be miserable with or without your family.

 

[Paper Boi]

my family got a lot of issues, but i'ma smoke good and eat good.


shyt i already been snackin on cookies at my momma house.

 

[stave]

Whole household:



Coli poster:

"Man, I'ma make a thread on this bullshyt"

 

[YamakaSmacker]

Best weed holiday ever

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

Ehhh hasn’t been about the origin for us ever .

I plan on getting drunk and very high with the ex , eat some Spanish food from the Dominican spot and chill with my dog all day on her couch. Then Uber home and take a huge shyt in my bathroom.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Ok

 

[litty]

You just don't care about shyt op. It's ok.

 

[Paper Boi]

You just don't care about shyt op. It's ok.

you can recognize genocidal tendencies in american/hwyte culture and also enjoy your day off and food with your family.

 

[BronxFleeZ]

Relax ya mind my nikkas. Nobody here is cooking by themselves fam got me and my brother cooking everything from the turkey to oxtails to Mac and cheese.

Be blessed/curse with being a young chef brehs

 

[ReadOneBookAWeek]

Guilty conscience? Just do you breh

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

people really can’t cut they own folk some slack boy

In my 30 years of living I ain’t not one time thanked no fukking pilgrims pigskins for shyt, neither has nobody in my family

they be killing me with that shyt

or the classic

“y’all gettin high blood pressure eatin that slave food.”

breh

in a time where people barely cooking any more, let us have some quality food that we grew up on! brehs/brehttes have one organic smoothie with some kale and suddenly they on the eat to live kick

ol “let’s watch a 2 hour YouTube documentary and debate!” head ass


but I’m thankful for my family I’ll tell ya that. so much fukkery past and present.

y’all be blessed and enjoy the time with yours brehs

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Because you can set a clock to the Coli.

Aint nobody worried about no motherfukking pilgrims or harvest or religion or nothing. It's just a 4 day weekend to hook back up with fam, watch football, and get fat.

You aint doin or saying nothing nikka, you just mad people are having a good time and you'll still be miserable with or without your family.

You literally ain't bringing shyt to the table neither I bet you plan on walking in the house emptyhanded talmbout you "hongry" and leave with a plate huh




fukk that... Lets get to the real problem it's y'all mooching muhfukkas Tryna distract us by bringing attention to the "woke" cousins-- nah I see you breh If you don't take you 5 dollar amd 28 cents having ass the store and bring back some cokes, ice, ANYTHING

 

[im_sleep]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year for special snowflake ass nikkas to remind us all they exist.

 

[Taadow]

Aint nobody worried about no motherfukking pilgrims or harvest or religion or nothing. It's just

Mm-hmm...y'all love to say this, until the food gets done and Grandmama tell everybody to bow their head so Unc can say the prayer...and then they go around asking what everybody is thankful for, and you didn't do your homework so you gotta make something up...

 

[Maximus Rex]

Mm-hmm...y'all love to say this, until the food gets done and Grandmama tell everybody to bow their head so Unc can say the prayer...and then they go around asking what everybody is thankful for, and you didn't do your homework so you gotta make something up...

Nobody thanking the pilgrims for landing on Plymouth Rock guy