Fukk you if you use corporate phrases like these

[7th Letter Specialist]

Ay man. Fûçk y'all. Niigga, I'm tryna keep my head above water, I ain't tryna hear allat. I don't even like nunna these mfs, I just be tryna get in and get out. Mfs always wanna stop you, talk and invite you to shiit. Had this young ass Filipino cat asking me for my PSN so some of us could link up on 2K. Niigga, no. I don't wanna go to the gym. I don't wanna get drinks. I don't wanna go to the Christmas party. I am NOT a team player.

 

[Devilinurear]

"Working hard or hardly working? "

"Another day in paradise "

"Livin the dream "

If you ever used any of these phrases even ironically, you are a certified lame who uses stock phrases because you don't know how to conjure up genuine conversation .

Even worse if you're black, because I expect this kinda dry cardboard cookie cutter kinda shyt from cacs

I said top of morning one time.
I handed in my black card that afternoon

 

[TEH]

"Working hard or hardly working? "

"Another day in paradise "

"Livin the dream "

If you ever used any of these phrases even ironically, you are a certified lame who uses stock phrases because you don't know how to conjure up genuine conversation .

Even worse if you're black, because I expect this kinda dry cardboard cookie cutter kinda shyt from cacs

OP, let’s recalibrate, reframe, and align on the value proposition offered here

… in that way we ensure our stance is fully market ready …

 

[KingSol81]

Edit- scrolled like 3 posts down and seen I got beat to the punch

 

[Kenny West]

"You look happy to be here. "

Me:

 

[Dont@Me]

Ay man. Fûçk y'all. Niigga, I'm tryna keep my head above water, I ain't tryna hear allat. I don't even like nunna these mfs, I just be tryna get in and get out. Mfs always wanna stop you, talk and invite you to shiit. Had this young ass Filipino cat asking me for my PSN so some of us could link up on 2K. Niigga, no. I don't wanna go to the gym. I don't wanna get drinks. I don't wanna go to the Christmas party. I am NOT a team player.

Easy there fella. You seem a bit, "hostile"

 

[Lord_nikon]

Good Morning Lord_Nikon

 

[Shadow]

Ay man. Fûçk y'all. Niigga, I'm tryna keep my head above water, I ain't tryna hear allat. I don't even like nunna these mfs, I just be tryna get in and get out. Mfs always wanna stop you, talk and invite you to shiit. Had this young ass Filipino cat asking me for my PSN so some of us could link up on 2K. Niigga, no. I don't wanna go to the gym. I don't wanna get drinks. I don't wanna go to the Christmas party. I am NOT a team player.

Wait til management hears about this.

 

[Yzak]

"The space we play in" and "Constructive disruption" get on my nerves.

 

[Yzak]

Oh and the people that act like they can't function without coffee, go to rehab bytch

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Oh and the people that act like they can't function without coffee, go to rehab bytch

"Don't talk to me I haven't had my coffee yet"

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