Fukk you if you use corporate phrases like these

[jdubnyce]

Lets put a pin in this thread

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Lets put a pin in this thread

Breh square biz because everybody knows they dread the moment they go to work, and get greeted like this with one of those corny ass phrases:

"HEYO YOU WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING! HURHURHUR HEEE"

 

[InGodWeTrust]

It’s just small talk.

Either that or shyt moves to personal shyt and politics because most white corporate cacs have limited access to Black people.

 

[315]

OP know he be saying that shyt right back

 

[gho3st]

"Working hard or hardly working? "

"Another day in paradise "

"Livin the dream "

If you ever used any of these phrases even ironically, you are a certified lame who uses stock phrases because you don't know how to conjure up genuine conversation .

Even worse if you're black, because I expect this kinda dry cardboard cookie cutter kinda shyt from cacs

"Teamwork make the dream work"

 

[Womb Raider]

Traching it easy

 

[cheek100]

You do any side jobs really means “how close to free are u willing to work”

 

[kingdizzy01]

people who say "Happy Friday" piss me off
it's only women who say that bullshyt outside of work too

AYO


happy friday night sweetie

 

[2 one 3]

“Today’s my Monday!”

Nobody gives a fuuck…

 

[RiverCity916]

"Having fun yet?"

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

"you got a big dikk" @KnickstapeCity

Dude told me I should give myself a raise when we were in the break room the other day then winked at me


I reported it to management but he said because I grinned I was in

 

[ItsPeople]

I always say happy Friday. It's out of habit and also the weekend is here so chill out

Also when someone asks how's it going? I reply "it's going"

Cac alert

 

[Grand Cru Boo]

You having fun yet!!!!!!

(I don’t hear this too much anymore because I work at a non profit but god damn… cacs used this up so much)

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

"Work smarter, not harder!"


"Another day, another dollar!"

 

[Secure Da Bag]

@Dont@Me you right breh

But also we now know you the mailboy in the office. That jealousy is ugly.