Funniest Bragging Quotable In A Song?

[bogey_j]

this weeknd bit had me dyin

Hey there lonely girl
Did you have to tell your friends
About the way I got you screaming my name
Did you have to tell the world, ooh
Now your girls all wanna fukk
Girl you could've been the one
Gotta change my number twice a month
When you could have simply kept it on the down low

you really complaining about chicks blowing up your phone tryna get smashed? really breh?

 

[At30wecashout]

We spend cheese, in the West Indies
Then come home to plenty cream Bentleys
You name it, I could claim it
Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus
And when you need a hit, who you go and get?

Puff Daddy in "Can't nobody hold me down." Bragging is cool but...

 

[bigmac]

Put Molly all in her champagne. Sheaineeenknowit / I took her home and I enjoyed that Sheaineeenknowit

 

[bogey_j]

We spend cheese, in the West Indies
Then come home to plenty cream Bentleys
You name it, I could claim it
Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus
And when you need a hit, who you go and get?

Puff Daddy in "Can't nobody hold me down." Bragging is cool but...

puffy always gave off homo vibes

 

[Luxury Tax]

"And in my crib i got a elevator fukkin' with these hoes heads
With alligator pillow cases on my bed
I got a screen tv so big
Pleighboi, i had to get aproval from the city and the muthafukkin' feds
I say fukk these white folks 'til i'm dead".....

"What the fukk i look like choppin' trees and pickin' cotton
When i should be fukkin' hoes and money clockin" -the poet laureate Brian "Baby" Birdman Williams

 

[bogey_j]

Put Molly all in her champagne. Sheaineeenknowit / I took her home and I enjoyed that Sheaineeenknowit

what song is that?

 

[ball15life]

Is that a fish tank burrowed in the mid of the dash?
Yeah Pimp' dont put ur fingers on my glass
Got a two lane bowlin' alley up in the truck
And on the other side a bed if she wantin to F***

honestly just choose any bar out this song

 

[blockburna420]

"I like to fukk'em in the ass while he beat up the p*ssy"

 

[Taadow]

"Who can take the ugliest broad in yo' city/
dress her up and make the ugly duck look pretty?"

"I got a down payment on Miami"

"You be LOVIN' them girls we be throwin' drinks on"

"...and you gots no respect for me, is that right?
Jump yo' ass on the train wit' your backpack tight
and keep rappin - i'm floatin' past all the stops
in a clean-ass 'Benz, gettin' all the props..."

 

[Remote]

You're razor baby, this a stick up, throw your legs up
You fake freak in the morning cuz at midnight, you gave up
You had me harder than a roll of quarters
You felt the snake-head, you can't cook, you can't fukk
Chick your act is dead
Hit the icebox wench, grab me a beer or
can't explain it no clearer, you be the one, lately starin in the mirror
Jodeci style, K-Ci
JoJo, Dalvin, DeVante
All day like Harry Belafonte, yo, yes y'all yes

 

[bigmac]

what song is that?

 

[MoeDollaZ$]

"only time i wear depends is when im 70 years old. thats when i cant hold my shyt within, so i shyt on myself, cuz im so sick and tired of shyttin on everybody else"

 

[Trajan]

Chicks barely dancing, glancing every chance they get
Like, oh shyt, he's so handsome - Jay Z

 

[Sleepy Walker]

"And in my crib i got a elevator fukkin' with these hoes heads
With alligator pillow cases on my bed
I got a screen tv so big
Pleighboi, i had to get aproval from the city and the muthafukkin' feds
I say fukk these white folks 'til i'm dead".....

"What the fukk i look like choppin' trees and pickin' cotton
When i should be fukkin' hoes and money clockin" -the poet laureate Brian "Baby" Birdman Williams

Anything from cash money with baby or fresh on the intro or outro.

 

[Chris Cool]

"I don't need you trick, I'm so bad, i could suck my own dikk. "