Funniest strays ever

[Timbs]

"Memphis Bleek could be one hit away his whole career"

 

[Food Mane]

Hov used to be randomly disgusted at NBA cacs

"You ain't no athlete, you Shawn Bradley" and "But y'all can't ball like Chicago centers"

reminds me of:

I'm Killa, you andre miller, got a basic game

 

[the elastic]

nikka, Imma wild on every
nikka crossdressing, the essence of Tyler Perry

- Sean P

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

Remember when OutKast got sued by Rosa Parks for Rosa Parks?

Parks v. LaFace Records - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Song was a hit. Rosa had to eat too

 

[DaMos Supreme]

“That's what I'm smackin' you with 'cause it's easy
Like Lionel Richie, your whole style is bytchy” - KRS-ONE

Depends on how you interpret it

 

[bigde09]

“California love part 2…Without gay ass Dre”

 

[jilla82]

2Chainz

"I done did a song with everybody from Jermaine Dupri down to Papoose"

basically saying Papoose is a bottom of the barrel rapper

 

[boskey]

- Sean P

“Shoot your rap book, rifle your hood rhymes
Running wild funny style, Michael from Good Times”
-Sean P

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

"I shoot a 30 like Stephen Curry, my shoes wack" - Method Man

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

The most timeless stray of all: “don’t be mad UPS is hiring “

i worked for UPS a couple years ago, wont lie that verse was hard to listen to at the time

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Why wouldn't ye just google and get an official CP pic. Maybe Dalio was hittin

 

[spliz]

"shyt could get uglier than a Master P sneaker.." - Lloyd Banks

"fukk you wit a fist in yo ass, u p*ssy wit yeast, u shook of the streets, u a Sisqo faq.." -Nas

"This real hardcore, kid rock and limp bizkit soft.." -Nas

"Irv I seen yo fat ass running around taking pictures!.." - 50 Cent

"Charli Baltimore, bytch look like she died last week!.." 50 Cent

 

[Pop123]

“You dumber than the nikka in the Alicia Keys video” Lil Fame

This used to have me laughing man, , Mos Def ignores her clearly being on his body heavy in the video. And his dumb ass ordered fish and hot chocolate at her restaurant…

“Bout to make Stevie J take off that tight ass mink” used to have me screamin too, ….he said that with hate and disgust

The amount of strays Sisqo caught is hilarious too. He caught at least 2-3 from Nas alone. Kiss. Etc…

 

[JQ Legend]

2Chainz

"I done did a song with everybody from Jermaine Dupri down to Papoose"

basically saying Papoose is a bottom of the barrel rapper

Nah moreso saying from producers who don’t write to respected lyricists

I don’t think some of these are strays at all

And a direct diss is not a stray, some of y’all dropping direct shots

Sheek Louch: “Kiss dropped a solo, they Loving his voice/I’m Loving his shyt but the hood thought it was moist”