Funniest strays ever

[shopthatwrecks]

your son looks like a fukking Al-Qaeda ...ima call him Whop Daddy cause his chin to the side ... quik talkin bout his sister son with cerebral palsy

 

[Yehuda]

Also Jigga clowning Ruff Ryders at the end of "Money, Cash, Hoes", it's crazy how no one seems to have caught that

Ruff Ryders... pa-pause, pause

 

[Yehuda]

"You ain't got fifty thousand cash, bytch, fukk the radio! (beyatch!)
fukk BET and fukk, Diana Ross
Shut the fukk up, old bytch! Slim THUG is the BOSS"

Man it ain't even the Diana Ross stray it's the Slim Thug shout out that got me

 

[Yehuda]

I'm in the bushes, all night, calm with the tommy
Waiting for you to skinny-dip with that mami
while she waiting for the night, I'm waiting for her flight

J. Lo never got over this she only put Jada and Styles on "Jenny from the Block".

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

"I'm Huey Newton, you Cam"

Can't remember who said this. Mightve been Conway

Cam caught a bullet for no reason


He has a legacy too

 

[Erratic415]

I'll put Chanté Moore p*ssy in stitches
I'll fukk RuPaul before I fukk them ugly-ass Xscape bytches

 

[Rekkapryde]

They had beef

yeah, found out after the fact, but when first hearing it, most were like

 

[Rekkapryde]

n to that nikka tim dogg.. boy i heard ya momma can suck a golf ball thru a water hose that bytch is good - dj quik

Man Penicillin on Wax is a classic off the comedy alone.

Tim Dog was a fool


DJ Quik Beat Down is a classic skit.

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

"Patient as a Browns fan, where yo chip at?" - J. Cole

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Nas to AZ on U gotta love it..right before the verse kicks in.

Nas."real conversation for their ass.."
AZ.." its what they want "
Nas.."can't hear you man.. speak the fukk up"

 

[Yehuda]

Pause but I just saw a picture of Calvin Klein with his boyfriend and thought about Run-D.M.C. saying they never wear the pants they call Calvin Kleins cause "Calvin Klein's no friend of mine, don't want nobody's name on my behind".

 

[Pop123]

Nas to AZ on U gotta love it..right before the verse kicks in.

Nas."real conversation for their ass.."
AZ.." its what they want "
Nas.."can't hear you man.. speak the fukk up"

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Yehuda]

It's on, fukk Oliver Stone, he made Colors
Getting paid off gang banging, I want my money, motherfukker

 

[Tribal Outkast]

"What you think I rap for, to push a fukkin' Rav4?”​

I always thought that line was funny but it didn’t hit me hard until I had to take my car back to Toyota and they gave me a RAV4 for a few days. That car was garbage AF! I think it was the base model but still. I bought my car in 2022 and I think they gave me a 2022 RAV4. It was so terrible man. Kanye probably put a dent into their sales with that one.

 

[JAY?]

Plus I hit my momma with cash from a show that I had
Supposedly
Knowing nobody paid Jaz wack ass