Fuuuck Jamaican restaurants!! I can’t do it no more!

[Hopeofmypeople]

We nah ‘ave dat!

Or the greatest welcome “wat u onewant”.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Sorrel drink

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[AmenhotepIV]

Some of those spot are a front sir

 

[frush11]

Cheese and pepperoni? What kind of sorcery is this

Kennedy Fried Chicken

 

[Bonk]

I just ordered some ackee and saltfish.

 

[IslandG]

damn i hate entitled customer fakkits like op. guess what mufukka, the people working there ain't gettin paid shyt and don't give a fukk about your complaints. you think your little chicken patty complaint means a goddamn thing to someone making minimum fukking wage? coming in the store spending less than 20 dollars and expectin to be treated like the queen of england. if it was that fukking important, then you shouldn't have stopped in not knowing if they had the shyt. oh my god, why didn't you answer the phone, i'm so freaking important that if i want to talk to you, then you HAVE to answer the phone because i'm so freaking important. hey, here's a thought, if you call somewhere and they don't care enough to answer the phone, don't go to that business you weak-minded excuse for a man. simple-minded manhole-cover patty eatin muthafukka.

 

[Cave Savage]

I'm addicted to curry chicken with white rice

 

[DirtyMoney]

I would order ahead 1 hour min(by phone from a local spot we all knew).

Come to the fukkin spot and the order is 45 min late, or they sold out or they fukk up the order.

The restaurantuers just seem to have no fukkin business sense. Like this bish always ran outta shyt people order, or would fukk up your order or would just be hella late.

I threw in the towel

 

[Dushane Hill]

Tbh everyone knows Caribbean take-aways are gonna have rude, non-friendly staff. Only people who get offended by this are white people.

 

[Threnody]

My homeboys moms was Jamaican used to hook us up at his crib for free so never had them problems The GOAT and I do mean Goat!

 

[HopeKillCure]

shyt is like going into the shower and complaining that you’re wet

faaaaaaaaacts

sadly this part of the ễxperience. thêre are times I be wantin some resturant food, but dont have the strenght or heart to get into a class over stew chicken and dumpling.

You think that shyte bad in the UK and US, try going to one in Jamaica

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Stop being soft you know what time it is when you walk in.

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Can you put some extra plantin for me!?!?

Jamaican lady:

shyt, plaintain be the number one thing they “nah ave”

 

[UpAndComing]

Bet you give them Chinese more than one shot

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[Arianne Martell]

U BUGGING. he has an authentic trini accent.

Yeah I am....I thought he was Jamaican b/c the videos I watched of him is cooking Jamaican food so I made an assumption