Fuuuck Jamaican restaurants!! I can’t do it no more!

[Tetsuo]

I done spent damn near $20 on a Oxtail meal and it wasn’t even good..I said fukk it and started making my own..ain’t ordered it since

I tried the oxtails last week, it was good to me

My only regret is not getting it large since I didn't know if I'd like it.

 

[Balla]

What dish you recommend for someone who hasn't eaten Haitian food before ?

Haitian restaurants aren’t as rude as Jamaicans but it’s not the best customer service either.

In some Haitian spots you’ll find the workers chatting it up with people not giving a damn that there’s a line behind that person.

Haitians also take forever to cook food.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

What dish you recommend for someone who hasn't eaten Haitian food before ?

Everyone will tell you to try griot but I don’t eat pork so I’ll say try the mushroom rice, fried goat, plantains and Accra.

Gulp it down with Haitian cola which is less sweet than Jamaican cola.

I like to use this joke that if Jamaican Cola has a diet version to it that would be Haitian cola lol

 

[Balla]

What does accra taste like?

And how do you feel about snapper?

I also saw a drink called ak-100 that shyt good?

Everyone will tell you to try griot but I don’t eat pork so I’ll say try the mushroom rice, fried goat, plantains and Accra.

Gulp it down with Haitian cola which is less sweet than Jamaican cola.

I like to use this joke that if Jamaican Cola has a diet version to it that would be Haitian cola lol

 

[Family Man]

At a jamaican joint if the lady behind the counter ain't rude and giving me attitude then I ain't eating there

All west Indian restaurants where the employees are rude as hell serve the best food that's a fact...

There's a spot name "Quidleys" off of North Tryon here in Charlotte. Best Jamaican food I've ever eaten outside of Jamaica.
These muthaphuckas don't even answer their phone. They don't consistently open on time. You basically have to catch them nikkas when you catch them.

Last Sunday evening I drove 30 mins to their spot only to be told that they ran out of food. I was cause I had my two kids with me too. I vowed never to go back there again.
Anyways, I had the most incredible curry goat from there today. Damn near brought tears to my eyes.

If anyone is in Charlotte I would definitely recommend you check this place out. Just be prepared to deal with the fukkery or them not having any food when you get there.
If you catch them when they have something that shyt is gon' be fire

 

[UberEatsDriver]

What does accra taste like?

And how do you feel about snapper?

I also saw a drink called ak-100 that shyt good?

Accra is very good.

When you go to a Haitian spot ask them if they have a meal called “fritaille”

The meal consist of griot (or chicken or goat or sausage) with plantains (non sweet), seeet potatoes, Accra, and picklies (Spivey cabbage that you’ll fall in love with)

And they serve it in a big plate also!

What city do you live in?

 

[Family Man]

Little do you know, the patty shops in Jamaica are just as rude
No one cares about all that, Jamaicans are just rude people

Exactly. These nikkas walking around with chip on their shoulders thing the shyt is personal. Jamaican people don't give a fukk about customer service and are even ruder back home than they are here in the states. Jamaicam culture can be very aggressive.

 

[Miggs]

There's a spot name "Quidleys" off of North Tryon here in Charlotte. Best Jamaican food I've ever eaten outside of Jamaica.
These muthaphuckas don't even answer their phone. They don't consistently open on time. You basically have to catch them nikkas when you catch them.

Last Sunday evening I drove 30 mins to their spot only to be told that they ran out of food. I was cause I had my two kids with me too. I vowed never to go back there again.
Anyways, I had the most incredible curry goat from there today. Damn near brought tears to my eyes.

If anyone is in Charlotte I would definitely recommend you check this place out. Just be prepared to deal with the fukkery or them not having any food when you get there.
If you catch them when they have something that shyt is gon' be fire

if you hear a husky jamaican woman screaming at her workers or someone in line, that jerk is fiya...no lie i have walked out of restaurants cuz the woman behind the counter smiled at me and asked how I was...

 

[LeVraiPapi]

Accra is very good.

When you go to a Haitian spot ask them if they have a meal called “fritaille”

The meal consist of griot (or chicken or goat or sausage) with plantains (non sweet), seeet potatoes, Accra, and picklies (Spivey cabbage that you’ll fall in love with)

And they serve it in a big plate also!

What city do you live in?

If you ever ate some Haitian egg patties with chicken or with herring.

Wife making some tomorrow :mjplease:

 

[Balla]

I'm from NY. Is snapper not that good?

Accra is very good.

When you go to a Haitian spot ask them if they have a meal called “fritaille”

The meal consist of griot (or chicken or goat or sausage) with plantains (non sweet), seeet potatoes, Accra, and picklies (Spivey cabbage that you’ll fall in love with)

And they serve it in a big plate also!

What city do you live in?

 

[get these nets]

Everyone will tell you to try griot but I don’t eat pork so I’ll say try the mushroom rice, fried goat, plantains and Accra.

Gulp it down with Haitian cola which is less sweet than Jamaican cola.

I like to use this joke that if Jamaican Cola has a diet version to it that would be Haitian cola lol

I've partied with lot of Caribbeans and Africans.....Cola Lacaye and the colas that they drink are the same thing...I'm convinced that they're all bottled at the place with different labels.

Laverne and Shirley are not fooling anybody

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Oxtail is a damn waste to even order. I have no idea why the fukk people even bother. Better off getting the damn oxtail gravy over some fukkin rice with some shrimp or chicken and keeping it moving.

Me:Can I get some extra gravy?


Server: " "

 

[Walt]

This lines up with my experiences.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Me:Can I get some extra gravy?

Server: " "

fukk it. You’re gonna get the attitude so might as well ask. I flat out stopped going to his roti shop because the service was so trash. Zero respect for your time and act like they are doing YOU a favor. I can tolerance for a certain level of BS but if i am throwing down $25+ for a meal for 2 then show that respect.

shyt, you even get the funky attitudes in Golden Krust. Wouldn’t tolerate that from China man (or even eat that trash) so why put up with it from my tribe?

 

[Real N Quotes]

Buoy why ya gwan mad over patties n coco bread
Me can't serv ya cold meal star

Come bakin trenty minits, danex batch shud be ready mon