GAHDAMN! Nicki Minaj thicker than a hippo :noah:

[DonKnock]

I'd hit that so hard I'd give Nicki CTE

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

If anything it's the opposite, dudes like you need to get the boot

Ain't nothing cool about anything fake, let alone fake asses and t*ts. We need start shaming these chicks for this ish

You probably wear fake True Religion jeans

this post greatly confuses me

Never in my life have I heard a straight male
make the comparison between

36DD breasts (even if they're implants)
and an Ass you could sit a whole case of beer on (although made from injections)

to unauthentic men's wear & fashion


if the woman makes the decision on her own to enhance her physical traits (ass & t*ts) and it comes out looking like Nikki Minaj

are you going to say ...I'm not interested in her because her body is fake ?

lmao... what man with a penis that has blood flowing through it would say that.

Nikkas are outchea fukking chicks that look like wildebeast straight outta Star Wars

you gotta be kidding me..

You're going to choose a chick who is 5' 7"
who with a -A Cup , an Ass flatter than a wall, and weighs 95lbs over Nikki because she's "real"

hahaha.. gimme that fake b*tch every day all day and twice on Tuesday

you want a chick that has a body like a 12yr old boyscout

Women are meant to have curves.
if God gave it to you.. You're Blessed.
if you bought it on your own.. You're Still Blessed !!



I'll take a chick who is slightly over weight
over one shaped like a tooth pick.

( although skinny chicks do take dyck better..they have nothing to look at or grab on to)

Flip the script..

**Generally Speaking*
all things being equal with this 1 exception

Do you think your girl is choosing you ( if you're a lil dyck nikka 5" and under)

over her old dude (and he's packing 10"+)

FOH ..
SIZE MATTERS LOL


you nikkas screaming this fake shyt are either Liars or Virgins.

 

[DJDONTNOBODYPAYME]

Bruh, I was thinking this exact shyt. Every damn nick in thread it's nikkas like "ITS FAKE!" Like this revelation is gonna out of nowhere make nikkas wanna fukk her less


Put them plastic cheeks in my face, Nicki

I dont understand it man. How & Why would I hate on Beauty? Surgically enhanced or not. shyt dont make any sense. And I've literally never heard anybody complain before in real life. It just makes nikkaz wanna touch it even more

 

[DJDONTNOBODYPAYME]

If anything it's the opposite, dudes like you need to get the boot

Ain't nothing cool about anything fake, let alone fake asses and t*ts. We need start shaming these chicks for this ish

You probably wear fake True Religion jeans

Sounds like u Jersey's Ugliest. There's alotta hate in this Post

 

[DJDONTNOBODYPAYME]

Spoiler: RNS

LOL

in reality ...if Nikki was the Main course

she would be Dessert, the late night snack, Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, and Dinner again all before the sun comes up

if that chick showed up at my door after I just smashed Nikki Minaj

I'd wonder if she was here to deliver my Chinese food.




please.. .

b*tch I just fukked Nikki Minaj !!

Tell that ho' ..My dîck is exclusive.. shyt need to be in the hall of fame.
.. that broad couldn't pay me to fukk her after that

That's like spending Friday night here

and waking up on Monday morning here

. foh

"...you ain't start off from the trunk to reach the roof..
just to put ya roof in the trunk.. nikka please."

this is poetry right here

 

[Zero]

 

[JerseyFinest!]

this post greatly confuses me

Never in my life have I heard a straight male
make the comparison between

36DD breasts (even if they're implants)
and an Ass you could sit a whole case of beer on (although made from injections)

to unauthentic men's wear & fashion


if the woman makes the decision on her own to enhance her physical traits (ass & t*ts) and it comes out looking like Nikki Minaj

are you going to say ...I'm not interested in her because her body is fake ?

lmao... what man with a penis that has blood flowing through it would say that.

Nikkas are outchea fukking chicks that look like wildebeast straight outta Star Wars

you gotta be kidding me..

You're going to choose a chick who is 5' 7"
who with a -A Cup , an Ass flatter than a wall, and weighs 95lbs over Nikki because she's "real"

hahaha.. gimme that fake b*tch every day all day and twice on Tuesday

you want a chick that has a body like a 12yr old boyscout

Women are meant to have curves.
if God gave it to you.. You're Blessed.
if you bought it on your own.. You're Still Blessed !!



I'll take a chick who is slightly over weight
over one shaped like a tooth pick.

( although skinny chicks do take dyck better..they have nothing to look at or grab on to)

Flip the script..

**Generally Speaking*
all things being equal with this 1 exception

Do you think your girl is choosing you ( if you're a lil dyck nikka 5" and under)

over her old dude (and he's packing 10"+)

FOH ..
SIZE MATTERS LOL


you nikkas screaming this fake shyt are either Liars or Virgins.

If you rock with fake ish that's on you, you dudes is different these days

And why would I have to settle for a chick with a A cup or flat ass when it's mad shorty in the hood with REAL fat asses. Bunch of cornballs like you got these chicks thinking it's cool

Nicki would be badder without all that fake cartoon looking shyt she dragging around, same with K Michelle.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

She look like she about to Spider Man jump on the dikk

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

If you rock with fake ish that's on you, you dudes is different these days

And why would I have to settle for a chick with a A cup or flat ass when it's mad shorty in the hood with REAL fat asses. Bunch of cornballs like you got these chicks thinking it's cool

Nicki would be badder without all that fake cartoon looking shyt she dragging around, same with K Michelle.

This nikka so emotional over somebody he don't know ass being fake

 

[NigerianDonDada]

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

 

[I love Latina women]

Who says women who get good plastic surgery work done don't look good?!

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Damn I forget all about Nicki these past few months

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Who says women who get good plastic surgery work done don't look good?!

She's had surgery on her body true but her face looks the same in her high school yearbook she's naturally good looking

 

[MikeyC]

Thicker than a hippo always gets me